Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Pehle lagta tha ki zindagi ek intezar hai ... a long boring wait ... lekin ab lagta hai jaise ki zindagi ek film ki tarah hai ... boring hai toh kya hua, forward toh kar sakte hai na

Sach aur sachai mein farak hota hai ... aur sach yeh hai ki har police waale ka dharam hai ki woh niswarth bhav se desh ki seva kare ... lekin sachai yeh hai ki 8,500 ki is tankha mein desh sambhalo, ghar sambhalo, imaan sambhalo

Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai

Jab kuch bolne ka fayda na ho toh ... chup hi rehna chahiye

Jab gehun ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen kisaano ki hoti ... aur jab factory ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen public purpose ke liye ho jaati hai

Kuch bacha nahi toh kuch kho nahi sakte ... jab kuch kho hi nahi sakte toh dar kis baat ka

Abhi galati hui kahan hai ... abhi to sirf galati karne ka khayal aaya hai

Hum tumhari jaan lenge aur bahut shaan se lenge

Yahan badtameezi bhi tameez se ki jaati hai

Sooch samajh ke toh imtihaan diya jaata hai ... inteqam nahi liya jaata hai

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Toote huye dil se hi sangeet nikalta hai

Tu na badi cool lagti hai mujhe ... aur hot bhi kitni hai tu

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota ... apno ko apnaane se ... apna, apna hota hai

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat

Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... haddiyan todne nahi

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho ... woh love story, love story nahi

Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai