Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Woh joh matki phodne ka khel hota hai na ... matki phodta toh ek hi hai ... lekin usse us oonchai tak pahunchane wale bahut kandhe hote hai ... mukaam saamne dikhta hai ... aise mein bedhadak chalaang lagani chahiye ... phisalkar gir padhe toh wohi kandhe sambhal lenge ... lekin agar matki tak pahunche aur phod dali ... toh itihaas rach doge

Mera dhyay ekdum saral ... saamne wale ko maat dena

Mujhe woh champion nahi chahiye joh mann mein jeet ke baare mein sochta hai ... mujhe woh champion chahiye joh jeet ke alava aur kuch nahi sochta hai

Number one ke sapne paalna khatre se khali nahi hota

Darr asal mein is baat ka nahi hai ke hum bade sapne dekhte hai joh poore nahi hote ... asal mein darr toh is baat ka hai ke hum chote sapne dekhte hai joh poore ho jaate hai

Saamne koi bhi ho ... main toh bas maar doongi

Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh

Mohabbat mein aashiq raat ki neend, din ka chain, bank balance, mobile ka top-up, sab kho dete hai ... maine toh phir bhi dimaag ka ek pench hi khoya hai

Dost harami ho toh aata hai maza ... aur premi harami ho toh jeevan ban jaye saza

Phool hai gobi ka, sabzi mat samajhna ... pyar hai bhanware ka, humdardi mat samajhna

Tum darr se bhaagogi, darr tumhare peeche bhaagega ... aur tumhe daboch lega ... usse behtar yeh hai ke tum darr ke peeche lapko aur darr ko bhagao

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

Tumhare dusvi pass hone se pehle ... ya toh woh jail ke andar honge ... ya zameen ke andar

Tumhe pata hai darr ke aage aur peeche kya hai ... darr ke peeche hai maut ... darr ke aage hai zindagi

Radhe jaane ke liye nahi, bhejne ke liye aaya hai ... aur tere hisse ki biryani hum sab mil-baant kar khayenge ... aur bolenge Eid Mubarak

Agar mujh mein zara si bhi saansein bach gayi na ... toh pataal mein bhi dauda dauda ke maarunga tum logon ko

Tum ek time pe ek goli chalaoge ... main ek time pe sath kulhadi chalaunga ... kiske zyada tukde honge soch lo

Sau wala kaam karega toh kaide mein rahega ... hazar wala kaam karega toh faide mein rahega

Naav mein behet kar jaal phekna bahut aasaan hai ... pani mein utrega toh badi machliyan kha jayengi

Nadi paar karne ke baad naiyya aur ek raat ke baad chammiya mere kisi kaam ki nahi hoti

Samne koi bhi ho ... main jhukega nahi

Main idhar kisi ke phatte mein taang adane ko nahi aaya ... raj karne ke liye aaya main

Pushpa naam sunke flower samjhe kya ... fire hai main

Brand ka thappa aadmi ke kapdon mein nahi hota hai ... character mein hota hai

Main umeed par nahi ... zid par jeeta hoon

(Sabar kar, tera bhi time aayega) - Time toh har kisi ka aata hai ... mera daur aayega

Khatra agar uthaya na jaaye, toh aur badh jaata hai

Yeh tumhari lakshmanrekha hai ... Sita ne paar ki toh Ramayan chiddi thi ... tum karoge toh Mahabharat

Agar tu ungli nahi karta ... toh apni bhi ginti shareefon mein hoti

Hum dono ek hi jagah khade hai ... lekin fark sirf itna hai ... tu neeche jaa raha hai aur main upar

Jungle mein sannate ka matlab jungle mein sher hai ... aur log khauf se jungle jaate nahi ... magar sher jab jungle chhodkar khule-aam shehar mein shikaar karne lagta hai ... toh poora shehar usse maarne ke liye khada ho jaata hai

Teri gaadi bulletproof hai ... tu nahi