Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Main tera woh bura haal karoonga ... joh dimak lakdi ka aur chipkali makdi ka karti hai

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Is sanaate ko todne ke liye main maut ka dhamaka karoonga

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

Tu woh mard ban gaya hai ... jiski aurat bachcha pehda karne ke liye padausi ke ghar mein jati hai

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Guru aaya tha toh guru ghantaal bhi aayega ... mere haathon se apni maut ko kabhi taal nahin payega

Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega

Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hain ... mard nahin

Main aaj hoon aaj ... jiska aakhi Mumbai shehar pe chalta hai raj

Zulm ko fanna karne ke liye maut se takra gaya hai ... tujhse loha lene ke liye, dekh yeh loha aa gaya hai

Teri halat us aids lagi randi ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas kabhi koi grahak nahin jaata

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

Joh ek baar takkar dene ko aaye ... haar manne ke baad usse kabhi panah mat dena ... haan maut ka haar usse zaroor pehna dena

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

Main tere is kaale color pe laal rang se is tarah se mera naam likhoonga ... jis tarah se policewaale kaagaz par gang war ke report type karte hain

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani

Jiske passport par Shankar maut ka thappa laga deta hai ... usse sirf upar ka visa milta hai

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

Main khodta nahin, sirf dafan karta hoon

Kanoon aur bhagwan jab deta hai na, toh chappad phad kar deta hai ... aur jab leta hai, toh thappad maar kar leta hai

Mard ka dil us hi ke paas hota hai ... jiski maa ke dhoodh mein dum hota hai

Dekhne mein bewda, bhagne mein ghoda aur maarne mein hatauda

Kafan odhne waale ghante nahin ... gadhiyan ginte hain

Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar

Haramipan ki badbu aa rahi hai tere baaton se ... ab toh paki ho gayi teri maut mere haathon se

Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega

Zehar ko zehar hi maarta hai

Jab tak koi cheez apne paas hi ho, toh uske hone ka ehsaas nahi hota ... jab woh door hone lagti hai, tab woh ehsaas jaag uthta hai

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai