Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Din mein vaade karte hai, raat mein jagte hai ... darr yeh hai ke aapke iraade mujhe nek nahi lagte hai

Nazaron ke ojhal bhai aur pardesi ki lugaai ... kabhi bhi bhigad sakte hai

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda

Tere husn ki laali mane deewana bana rahi hai ... jahan dekh raha hoon tu hi tu nazar aa rahi hai

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai

Umar aur mohabbat ka toh choli daman ka saath hove hai ... umar rangeen ho jave hai toh mohabbat namkeen ho jave hai

Umar toh kasrat karne ki hoti hai ... hasrat karne ki nahi hoti hai ... aazmana hai toh ab bhi aazma sakti hai ... aur shamma jab tak bhujti nahi aag laga sakti hai

Yeh kaisi ghatna ghat rahi hai ... bina karan phat rahi hai

Classical song aur staff ki maang ... sun'na chahiye

Sharam toh stree ka gehna hai ... tabhi toh tune yeh sab pehna hai

Jin gharon ki dehleez pe bahut shor hota hai ... unka charcha har ore hota hai

Manne erotic kahani aur sharmati jawani ... ghani bhave hai

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Gharon ki khidki ho, parde ho ya gate ho ... ya phir shaadi ki date ho ... maare se pooche sivay fix nahi hoti hai

Jab jab is dharti pe Sita haran karne ke liye koi Ravan aayega ... tab tab Ram ka saath dene ke liye yeh Hanuman aayega

Yeh post bahut hi badi hai ... kyun ki yeh management aur staff ke beech ki kadi hai

Tum log barsaat ke un kaale badalon ki tarah ho joh ekkhatta ho jaye toh suraj ko bhi dhak dete hai ... lekin kataye baarish ho jaye, dhuaan ho jaoge ... suraj toh yahin rahega

Naari nahi toh nar nahi ... aurat nahi toh ghar nahi

Pyar mein dara nahi jaata ... pyar mein toh kuch kara jaata hai

Rajasthan mein oonth chalta hai par kisi ka jhoot nahi chalta

Jab kaatne ki aukaad nahi ho na ... toh bhaukna bhi nahi chahiye

Jung joh hai na gurde se jeeti jaati hai ... goli se nahi

Politics sher ki sawari hai ... ek baar utar gaye toh jaan se bhi haath dho behetoge

Main bahut ajeeb hoon ... phal nahi milta hai toh pedh kaat deta hoon ... aur pedh nahi mila toh jadh kaat deta hoon

Haq doge toh Ramayan shuru hogi ... cheenoge toh Mahabharat ... faisla tumhe karna hai Ramayan ke Mahabharat

Politics mein ek cheez yaad rakhna ... sikka uchle ya na uchle ... keechad zaroor uchalta hai

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Rajneeti bolo toh ek second ... socho toh ek minute ... seekh lo toh kuch din ... lekin rajneeti samajhne ke liye poori zindagi nikal jaati hai

Mauke aate nahi ... banaye jaate hai

Hum zindagi ko nahi ... zindagi humko plan karti hai

Sau sukh paaye maat pita jinke hoth sapoot ... narak bhog jeeye jaat hai jinke hoth kapoot

Police aur neta is system ka woh hissa hai jinhe chheda nahi jaata ... lekin agar baat hadh se aage badh jaaye toh chhoda bhi nahi jaata