Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Tumne hamara balidaan dekha hai ... ab badla bhi dekhoge

Joh desh ko chahte hai ... woh aur kuch nahi chahte

Modi ek insaan nahi ... ek soch hai

Jeetne ka maza tab aata hai jab sab aapke haarne ki umeed karte hai

Inke liye ek pariwar hi Hindustan hai ... aur mere liye Hindustan hi mera pariwar hai

Hindustan aatank se nahi ... aatank Hindustan se darega

Joh decision ek minute mein nahi hota ... woh decision hi nahi hota

Jahan chah wahan raah hoti hai ... aur jahan pyar wahan parwah hoti hai

Aisa koi prashan nahi hai jiska uttar, Uttar Pradesh mein na mile

No but, no why ... free free bird and blue blue sky

Zindagi mein ek hoti hai haqeeqat aur ek hoti hai kapol kalpana

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Pati patni aur woh ke khele mein ... woh toh saala us gap ka naam hai ... joh pati aur patni apne beech mein aa jaane dete hai, khud hi

Tum joh karte ho uspe pyar aata hai ... aur joh nahi karte uspe zyada pyar aata hai

Phir kabhi kisi ne aapke hasi ki tareef ki ... toh sochiyega yeh hasi aapke chehre pe hai kis wajah se

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

Soorma wohi hai bade joh har haal mein lade ... sar hatheli par lekar chale ... dharam unka hai veerta, karam unka hai veerta ... jeet ya haar hogi yeh sochte nahi

Main is dharti ke mitti ke ek kann ke liye bhi marne ko taiyaar hoon

Main bhi tumhare saath chalungi ... sukh mein peeche rahungi aur dukh mein aage aa jaungi

Aapke dushman pe humne aisi dushmani nikali hai ... ki agar woh dushman bhi apne dushman ko dekh le na ... toh woh apni dushmani bhoolke us dushman pe taras khane lagega

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

Idea ice-cream ki tarah hoti hai ... zyada socho toh pighal jaati hai

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai

Paise se dushmani badh sakti hai ... pan dushmani se paisa nahi badh sakta

Yeh six-pack, eight-pack, yeh body, kisi bhi gym mein ban sakti hai ... par aisa koi gym nahi bana jahan himmat banti ho

Agar niyat saaf ho aur aadmi imaandari se kaam kare ... toh sade-saati bhi uska kuch nahi bighad sakti

Jeb mein zara sa chhed ho jaaye na ... toh sikkon se pehle rishtey gir jaate hai

Yeh sach hai ki calendar har tareek ko badalta hai ... lekin ek tareek aisi bhi aati hai joh calendar ko hi badal deti hai

Main jaanta hoon tumhari zindagi mein mere liye koi jagah nahi hai ... lekin tumse pyar karne ke liye mujhe koi wajah ki zaroorat bhi nahi hai

Woh bahut khoobsurat hai lekin maine usse kabhi dekha hi nahi ... woh bahut bolti hai par maine usse kabhi suna hi nahi ... pyar ho gaya hai mujhe usse, jisse main kabhi mila hi nahi

Iske salary ke din khatam aur pension ke din aane wale hai

Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye