Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

There's no science without experiments

Mere scientist ban'ne ka koi matlab nahi hai ... agar mera science mere desh ke kaam na aaye

Poori duniya se kaho copy that

Pray to whatever god you want ... just pray to the power, not the picture

A dream is not what you see in sleep ... a dream is something which does not let you sleep

Film hit ho ya flop ho, zindagi super-hit honi chahiye boss ... aur zindagi tab super-hit hoti hai jab aapko woh hasil ho jaye joh aapne apne dil se chaha ho

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Aadmi chahe kitni bhi oonchaiyon par pahunch jaaye na ... lekin raaste pairon ke neeche hote hai

Main samay hoon ... main dard nahi, dawa bhi nahi ... main khuda nahi, duaa bhi nahi ... yaaron mujhse darna nahi ... aur waqt se pehle kabhi marna nahi

Waqt ek parinda hai ... aur woh us hi ke saath hai joh zinda hai

Main yoon hi logon ki kismat aazmata hoon ... waqt hoon na, waqt par hi aata hoon

Apne desh ki chitti ho ya mitti ho ... dono ko hi dekhkar bada sukoon milta hai

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Todhunga bhi aur todh phodke jodhunga bhi

Bandook kitni bhi badi kyun na ho ... jaan lene wali goli choti hi hoti hai

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

Dost ki dosti par se yakeen khona aasaan hai ... dushman ki dushmani par se yakeen khona aasaan nahi hai

Bina badshah ki izazat jab awam khushiyan manati hai ... bagawat ki pehli nishani wohi hoti hai

Teri tarah khuda ke ghar mein khoon bahana nahi ek sache musalman ki fitrat hai ... ruka hoon tere parvardigar ke, bahar aa agar tujh mein himmat hai

Duniya ka sabse khatarnak hathyar, dhai kilo ki bandook nahi ... yeh dedh kilo ka dimaag hota hai

Holi utni hi khelo jitna gulaal ho ... aur namak halaali karte karte na khud halaal ho

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar

Jab tu paida hua tha tab sirf tera kadh chota tha ... lekin bade hokar teri harkatein usse choti nikli

Itihaas gawah hai ... taash ho ya zindagi ... begum ke chakkar mein badshah aur ghulam dono joker bane hai