Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai

Tumhare dil ki, mere dil ki, sari duniya ke dil ki ek hi awaaz hai ... rupaiya, rupaiya, rupaiya

Maut hi ek aaisi sachchai hai joh atal hai ... jisse koi bhaag nahi sakta

Is trigger ke har tick ke saath tere chehre pe maut ka naksha ubrega ... lekin maut is revolver ke kis ghar mein hai ... yeh sirf maut ka farishta jaanta hai

Bhaagne ka naam jawani ... aur tham gayi toh thehra pani

Inteqaam ek aaisi sharaab hai ... yeh jitni purani hogi iska nasha utna hi tezz hoga

Kanoon, kanoon, kanoon ... kaunsa kanoon ... main apne liye khud kanoon hoon

Main roz kanoon banata hoon aur roz todhta hoon

Chori chahe ek paise ki ho yah lakh rupaiye ki ... chori, chori hai

Joh log talwar ke zor par zinda rehte hai ... ek din unki gardan uss hi talwar se katti hai

Zindagi mein sirf khushiya baanti jaati hai ... gham ka bhoj har insaan ko akele hi dhona padta hai

Yeh aurat jaat hi aaisi hoti hai ... baat ka batangar bana deti hai, rai ka pahaad aur bedh ka sava-ser

Achai ki koi seema nahi hoti ... aur burai ka koi anth nahi

Meri maa mujhe wapas dedo

Jis kaam ke liye aapne mujhe rakha hai ... woh kaam kaise kiya jayega ... yeh soochna bhi mera kaam hai

Paisa nahi toh kuch aur sahi ... har insaan ki koi na koi kamzori zaroor hoti hai

Tumhari jaisi ladkiyan apna naam ... kapdon ki tarah badalti hai

Uff tumhare ussool, tumhare adarsh ... kis kaam ke hai tumhare ussool ... tumhare saare ussoolon ko goond kar ek waqt ki roti nahi banayi ja sakti

Car se aane waale aksar derr se aate hai

Bhai, tum sign karoge ya nahin?

Jis raaste par main chal raha hoon uska anjaam shayad bura bhi ho sakta hai ... lekin jis raaste pe tum chal rahe ho uska anjaam sirf bura hi hota hai bhai

Suna hai lift ki deewaaron ke kaan nahin hote

Tu abhi itna amir nahi hua beta ... ki apni maa ko khareed sake

Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha ... uske baad mere bhai tum jis kagaz pe kahoge main uspe sign kar doonga

Yeh duniya ek third class ka dibba ban gayi hai ... jagah bahut kam hai, musafir zyada

Aaj mere paas buildingey hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bungla hai, gaadi hai ... kya hai, kya hai tumhare pass?

Sapne bhi samundar ki leharon ki tarah ... haqeeqat ki chattanon se takraate hi toot jaate hain

Isse apni jeb mein rakh le Peter ... ab yeh taala main teri jeb se chabi nikaalkar hi kholoonga

Jab tak ek bhai bol raha hai, ek bhai sun raha hai ... jab ek mujrim bolega, ek police officer sunega

Main jab bhi kisise dushmani mod leta hoon ... saste mehenge ki parvah nahi karta

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata

Koi is liye pee raha hai ki din bhar kaam kiya, thak gaye ... koi is liye pee raha hai ki aaj din bhar kuch nahi kiya, bore ho gaye ... koi is liye pee raha hai ki aaj doston ke saath hai ... aur koi is liye pee raha hai ki aaj dost saath nahi