Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Maangan maran saman hai, arre mat koi maango beekh ... maangan se marna bhala, yeh satguru ki seekh

Saare shareer par maar aur ladai mein haar ... mujhe dono pasand nahi hai

Maut ke aankhon mein aankhen daalkar baat karne waale ko hum veer kehte hai ... aur aisi veerta veeron ka gehna hoti hai

Main woh agjar hoon joh apne shikaar ko apni phoonkar se kheenchkar bina chabaye nighal jaata hoon

Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya

Haath agar aaise (khula haath) rehta hai toh gundon aur rakshason ko bhakt bana deta hai ... aur agar haath aaise (band mutthi) ho jaata hai toh rakshas bhi trahimam trahimam kar uthte hai

Na Hindu bura hai ... na hi Sikh, Isai, Musalman bura hai ... burai pe utar aaye woh insaan bura hai

Ho prithvi saaf ... mitte rog abhishaap!

Insaan ki pehchaan kapdon se nahi ... karam jogi aur gyan jogi hone se hoti hai

Agar desh mein srishti ke seva karna paap hai ... toh yeh paap hum aakhri saans tak karte rahenge

Hum mein maarna apne aap ko maarne ke barabar hai

Hum aaise baap hai joh dushmanon ke liye akele hi kaafi hai

Koi hum mein sant kehta hai, koi kehta hai farishta, koi kehta hai guru, toh koi kehta hai bhagwan ... lekin hum toh hai sirf ek insaan

Kabhi kabhi insaaf karne ke liye nainsaafi karni padti hai

Arjun ko toh Krishna ki zaroorat hamesha padti hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi Krishna ko bhi Arjun ki zaroorat padti hai

Agar shaitan chupkar kaam kar raha hai ... toh bhagwan ko bhi chupkar kaam karna hoga

Joh tha jalkar khaak ho gaya, ab sirf ek saaya hoon ... Mr. X naam hai mera, tumhari maut bankar aaya hoon

Main woh Raghuram Rathod nahi joh kanoon ke dayire mein rehkar nainsaafi bardasht karega ... main woh Mr. X hoon joh kanoon todkar insaaf karega

Shudh shakahari, dal bhaat tarkaari ... sab maal sarkari

Itna pyar karte hai, itna pyar karte hai tohra ke ... itna ki koi pahad rok na sake ... itna ke aasmaan mein samaa na sake ... itna ki koi soch bhi na sake

Jab tak todenge nahi ... tab tak chhodenge nahi

Tohar ko itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai ... kitna chahte hai ka batayen ... seena cheer ke dikhayen Bajrangbali jaisa?

Shandar, zabardast, zindabad!

Bhagwan ke bharose mat baithye ... kya pata bhagwan humre bharose baitha ho

It is good to be evil

He can escape ... but no one can escape him

Criminal ko punishment se zyada pakde jaane ka fear hota hai

Kehte hai ki sachai ki hamesha jeet hoti hai ... par burai kabhi haarti nahi

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle