Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Jitna dum aapke ek haath mein nahi hai ... utna dum hamari ek ungli mein hai

Joh baar baar pair chuta hai ... woh kabhi kabhi pairon taale zameen khiska deta hai

Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai

Kisi fan se latkakar tumhe aaisa ghumaonga ... ki bhool jaoge ki insaan ho ya latoo

Jab meri chalti hai toh tumhari kyun jalti hai?

Itna maroonga ki judge ke order order bolne se pehle ... tere liye ambulance ka order de diya jayega

Mohabbat ... aadmi itna majboor ho jaata hai, ki mohabbat mein joh usoolan galat hota hai ... woh bhi sahi lagta hai

Kabhi kabhi zyada pyar bhi nuksaan kar deta hai

Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata

Meri maar dawai ki tarah hai ... jab bhi tu aaisi koi harkat karega ... tujhe dose zaroor milega

Kudrat ke insaaf ko samajhna insaan ke bas ki baat nahi hai

Kya shehak milega pareshani karke ... kya pahega tauheen-e-jawani karke ... tu aatish-e-dozakh se darata hai unhe ... joh aag ko pee jaate hai pani karke

Jise jeete jaagte insaano ke pyar ka reward milta hai ... usse pital ke award ka moh nahi karna chahiye

Chand sabki kismat mein nahi hota ... aur jisse chand mil jaye woh usse uske ek daag ke liye chhod nahi deta

Sheeshay ka samundar, pani ki deewarein ... maya hai, bharam hai mohabbat ki duniya ... is duniya mein joh bhi gaya, woh toh gaya

Pyar mein joh galat hai ... woh bhi sahi hai

Sari zindagi guzaar di tune paisa jama karne mein ... magar tu yeh bhool gayi ki na kafan mein jeb hai aur na kabar mein almari ... aur kambakht maut ke farishtey rishvat bhi nahi lete

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta

Hum toh dariya hai, hum mein apna hunar malum hai ... jis taraf bhi chal padenge, rasta ho jayega

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai

Na dance, na expression, na pose ... sirf expose

Shaadi karega? ... saala jhandu!

Upar waale ke karname bhi kamaal hai ... kabhi ek rasta bandh kare toh ek khol deve ... kabhi daboche toh kabhi chhod deve

Jaan ke haath se jaan jaave ... toh jaan jaane ka mazaa aa jaave

Ekdum zehar ho tum

Main lift se ya seedhiyon se nahi ... laashon ke dher ke upar chad chadke upar pahuncha hoon

Manushya joh hai woh aata hai jaane ke liye ... aur hum andar ja rahe hai bahar aane ke liye

Zarurat se zyada roshni insaan ko andha bana deti hai

Joh dil se baat karte hai ... unhe dimaag se jawab nahi diya jaata

Yeh joh josh hota hai na woh manushya ko A to B le jaata hai ... lekin hosh A to Z

Life is death ... but in disguise