Jokes for Topic: General

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Rula Ke Jo Manale Wo Sachcha Yaar Hai,
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaye Wo Aapka Pyaar Hai..

mohabbat kisi se is tarah nibha lo.
Ki uske dil ke sare gum chura lo.
Itna asar chhod do kisi pe chhahat ka,
Ki upparwala bhi aakar bole mujhe apna bana Lo.

Ye khuda aaj nazaro ko kuch aisa dikha de,
Jaha dekhu bas vahi dikhai de,
Kash aisi meharbaniya ho jaye aaj hawa me,
Ki usko pukaru aur sirf usko sunaide…!

Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se,
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
Kadr jinki dil me hoti hai !

Duriyo kin a parvah kijiye,
Jab dil pukare bula lijiye,
Hum jyada dur nahi aap se,
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!

Bujh chukka hai tumhare husn ka hukka,
Wo to hum jo gudgudaye jate hai !

Har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai,
Kho do to yade, jee lo to zindagi !

Zindagi aapko kabhi hasaati hogi,
kabhi @ rulati hogi,
yaad kar ta hai har pal
koi aa pko is raftaar bhri@ zindagi me
ek hichki to roz aati hogi,

Ek Lamha Jo Satata Hai,
Na Jane Ye DiL Kya Chahta Hai,
Kash Aap Hote Humare Nazaron Ke Samne,
Par Na Jane Kyu Ye Kash!
Kash Hi Reh Jata...

Apni ZINDAGI se kuch pal dedo muje.
Aaj na sahi apna KAL dedo muje.
KHUSHI do ya na do MARJI tumhari.
Apke kisi GOOD LOOKING FRIEND ka Number dedo mujhe....

Kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,
Log milte hai pyaar ki aas me,
Hum roz milte nahi aapse ,
Magar kuch waqt jarur bitate hai,
Aap ki yaad me!

Muskaan aap ke phone se milti hai,
Dilo ko rahat aapke miss call se milti hai,
Ye silsila bandh mat hone dena,
Kyu ki ye dhadkan aapke sms se chalti hai.!

Yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,
Mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
Na milte ho, na sms karte ho,
Kya tum mujhse bhi jyada garib ho..!!

Sabse accha mera yaar hai,
Uski har shayri me kitna pyar hai,
Agar na aaye uska sms ek bhi din,
To uska mobile rakhna hi bekaar hai….!

Aap par kurban meri yaari hai,
Haskar mar jau iski bhi taiyari hai,
Ye silsila na khatam ho apni yari ka,
Kyu ki maine aap ko yaad kiya hai,
Ab aap ki bari hai,,,!!

Dard hota nahi duniya ko batane ke liye,
Har koi rota nahi ansu bahane ke liye,
Ruthne ka maja to tab hai,
Jab koi apna ho manane ke liye…..!!!!

Aankho main bhar loge to kante se chubhenge,
Ye ashk to palkon per sajane ke liye hain.

Khuda jaane ye husn waale chashma kyon lagate hain,
Inhone kiya hai kya aisa jo ye aankhe churate hain.

Chale aao hum AAPKO Yaad karte H,
ye wo gunah h JO hum bar-bar karte He,
jala k DIL ME hasrato k Chirag App ka,
or aapke msg ka intezar krte hai.

Hum apne aap per gurur nahi karte,
kisi ko kuch bhi karne per majboor nahi karte,
magar jisne ek bar apna kah diya hame,
marte dum tk use dil se door nhI krte.Gn

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!

Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz……….
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Husband ek rat kagaj mein likh kar rakha 7 am par mujhe jara dak dena
Wife woh dekh kar likha: already 7am. Baj gaya.

Swami: basar rat mein uski wife ko 100 rs. De kar sorry bola, mujhe bhul ho gaye, sab samay deta hu to habit ho gaya.
Patni: tum to mujhko rupee de rahe ho, mein to mere cousin ko free dia.

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Zindagi k jung mai agar koi apse ruthe to use turant mana lo.. ?



qki,,



? duriyo aur najdikiyo mai aksar Dooriyan jeet jaya karti hai.. ?

Wikipedia:i knw evrythng.
Google:i hav evrythng.
Facebook:i knw evrybdy..
Internet:without me u r nthng..
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Electricty:
Awaaaaaz NICHEee.:-P:-D

Dont giv imprtnce 2 MONEY
B'coz it can give bed but nt sleep
Books but nt brains
Cloth but nt beauty
Luxuries but nt hppiness
SO TRNSFR it 2 my A/c today

Obama to White House staff:-

'Just received a call from India.

Guy on the other side was totally silent !'

'Wonder who it might be !'