Jokes for Topic: Male Female

Boy: JAAN Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe
Gal:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho.

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha :

'Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
the?'

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati : Ye kya?

Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200
Rs. Kyun?

Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye...

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uska Mooh Be Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya ?
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai, Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai!!

BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
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GIRL-pavitra rista
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BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
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GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai

bf drinking
Whiskey with her girlfriend..
Asks him-tum kaun ho........??
girlfriend-pgal ho gaye ho kya
Apne jaanu ko bhool gye ..
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boyfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai..
Bahan
gf shocked, bf rocked..

Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Naye Car Ka Naam Mummy Ke Naam Par Kyo Rakha Hai.?
Papa- Beta, Kyo Ki Yeh Bhi Mere Control Ke Baahar Hai.!

Ladke Ne 1 Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Comment Pass Kiya-
'Arre Wah, Kya Item Hai'
Ladki Muskurai Aur Boli-
'Pagal, Ye Item To Tere JIJU Ka Hai'...

aa apne Totlay Bete se:

Beta aaj hum jahan larki dekhne ja rahe hain

tum wahan kuch bolna mat.

Warna ye log bhi mana kardenge.

Beta: Theet hai.

Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chai lai to Larka chai peetay hi bola:

Dalam hai Dalam...

Larki foran boli:

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oyyyyyyyyyyy.

Phoot maar Phoot

Couple of Engineering college:-

Girl: You dnt love me na??

Boy huged her tightly & said silently.
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'dekh abhi SUBMITION chal rahe he dimag kharab mat kar...

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye..
Boy- Mujhe..??
SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!
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Us main se 5 mujhe diye to tere paas kitne bache..?
Boy-20..!
SIR- Kaise..?
Boy- samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!!

Wife- Agar Main Waqt Hoti Log Meri Kitni Qadar Karte Na.?
Husband- Log Tumhe Dekh Daar Jate.
Wife- Kayo.?
Husband- Log Kehte Wo Dekho
Bura Waqt Aaaaa Raha Hai.

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?
Shohar: tumhain who jewelry shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khush hote huye): Han han mujhe yaad hai.
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Shohar: Mein us ke sath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hun..

Ek_Aurat faSt
Chalti train me
Chadi to logo ne
Kaha: 'Kamaal ki
Aurat hai..!'
tO Aurat ne
Kaha: 'Kamaal tO
mera devar
Hy
me tO Jamaal ki
Aurat hu

A kanjus boy fall in love wid kanjus girl,
Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana,
Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya...
Girl:-itni der kyo lga di.
Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha
Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha

Boy-Hi darling kaisi h?
Girl-Kon?
Boy-Tera aashiq hu Jaan!
Grl-Tu Bunty h?
Boy-Ha tuje kaise pta?
Grl-Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka h?
Boy-Ha par kaise pta?
Grl-Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi h na?
Boy-Ha ha par kaise pta chala

Grl-Haramzade me teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune
Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..

Boy:Hame mile abi 3 din hue he aur tumne shaadi ka faisla b kar liya!
GirL:Main us Bank me 3 saal se hu jisme tumara A/C hai.!

GOLU Bache Ki Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
GOLU Bache Se Bola 'Oy School Te School
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai

Boy=Mere sath chalogi jaan.
Girl=Kidhar?
Boy=Aap jidhar bole udhar.
Girl=Shopping krne chalte hai.
Boy=kasam se didi aapse to mazaak karna bhi Bekaar hai

SANTA:jis LADKi ko tune SWiMMiNG POOL mein DOOBNE se BACHAYA,usne FANDA Laga kar KHUDKHUSHi kar Li.
BANTA:us LADKi ko to maine SUKHANE ke Liye LATKAYA tha.

Snta Clas Me Hans Raha Tha
1ladki Boli STaND UP Kaun Ho Tum


Snta:Tum Kon Ho?
Ladki:Me MONITOR Hu
Snta: TeRE Din Gye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai...

GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi

Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi.

Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka

'TRY'to har 1 ko karungi..

Boys: Arz kiya h

koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi,

Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,






Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi

jiske damad hum nahi.

Biwi to pati-Tum abhi dinnar karna chahte ho
Pati-Ha..ha,Lekin ye to batao khane ki chezo me choice kya hai
Patni-Ha..ya Na..

Boy 2 Girl-I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
G-aaee Hindi bolo Mereko engliss nahi aati
B-kuch nhi Didi,barsat ho rhi h

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

New Idea
Boy: Tumhare Pen me INK nai hai kya?

Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai!!

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Boy: Acha to Apna mobile Number Likh ke Dikha

Boy to his gf : u knw what??

Aaj mene blackberry liya :))

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Gf : ohh woow

mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango layee the :))

badaa maza aaya khake :p

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT Colg ki Larkian

Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
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Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke.

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi

Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

Boy:'hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:'hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...