Jokes for Topic: Male Female

Chuki 4 shatako se saabit ho gaya H
ki kohli ghaas wali pich par bhi
Aacha pradarshan kar sakte H
Esiliye aajkal Anushka ne Veet use
karna band kaar diya H

Santa ki girlfriend ne usko
message kiya “I Miss U”
Bohat dair sochne k baad
santa ne jawab diya:
Ok,
mujhe manzoor hai, I Student U

Pehle Fogg Chal Raha Tha, Ab Loo Chal Rahi Hai...
Dono Sath-Sath Kyon Nahi Chalte?
Husband Wife Hain Shayad!

Mr. and Mrs. Bhagat were blessed with a cute baby girl. They.
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decided to name her...
'Mili Bhagat'! ..

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga Banta: Hain Yar Or Gadha to Dekho Admi Jesa Dekhta hai.

Kuch ladke to ladkiyo ko messages bhejkar ese entjaar karte hai mano udhar se reply me IAS-IPS ka joining letter ane wala hai

How does a Bengali woman introduce her husband?
“Yeh homaara POTY hai”

Boy: Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !
Girl: Haan utaaroon kya?
Boy:Chal pagli isse acchi to teri jeans hai

Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
“Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!

1 din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd/GF..
He called her up:' Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..
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While delivering florist thought:' Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 12 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 36 instead of 24..
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aur aaj tak bechara ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua..

Boyfriend donated blood to his Girlfriend....
After Breakup......
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'Mera khun mujhe waapis karde saali'.....
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Girl throws her wisper on his face-....
'Le kutte , Aaj se tera monthly EMI shuru...

Ladki: ham shaadi kab kar rahe hain?
Ladka: bas mandir bante hi phauran.
Ladki: kaun sa mandir?
Ladka: Ayodhya vaala Raam Mandir.

Short Jokes, Funniest jokes ‚
Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

Raju- loffer or offer me kya anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u bole to loffer or
Lakdi i love u bole to offer

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai.

A boy romantically to his girlfriend: I can see d whole world in ur eyes....:)
A passerby listens n says: Peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai zara dekhna..

Bhagvaan ne har Man/Boys ko
alag alag(Different) aur alag Soch banaaya hai,
Lekin jab Girls/Women baari aai vah thak chuka
tha aur Copy-Paste, Copy-Paste karake
sabako nipata diya aur sab ek hi soch wala bana diya

bachcha:papa mard kise kahte hai?
papa:uss taqatwar inshan ko jo ghar par hukumat karta hai.
bachcha:main bhi bada ho kar mummy ki tarah mard banunga.

Girlfriend: 'beta tum kya karte ho?'
Boy: 'I make news reach its target audience' in a town
Girlfriend: Great...'News reporter ho?'
Boy: 'nahi, akhbaar phekta hu'

1 ladki Santa Inspector se- Sir, mere pati 5 din pahle
aalu lene Market gaye the, abhi tak wapas nahi aaye hai
Santa- to tum kuch aur kyo nahi bana leti....

Mein nadi ke kinare Yunhi
mein Guar se Pani ki lehron
dekhte dekhte girlfriend ke sath nadi me
nahane ke romantic baate soch rha tha....
Itne mein 1 Machali Bahar Nikal kar boli –
“Tohar ghar me Maa-Bahan naahi hai ka Be..
Ka Guar-Guar ke pani taakat ho kono kaam nahi hai ka”

Girlfriend k roz-roz k nakhro se preshan, no problem!
Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob, jisme ho local battery.
Battry blast Girlfriend khallas ;)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI

TRUE LOVE SONG.....
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar
Apni mummy Ko Razi Kar
TuNe Dil Mera Tora
MeNe fevicol Se Jora
Meri fevicol K Paise Wapis Kar..
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar.

zindagi apni masti mein jiya kr
ishq bahut buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career pe mor de
or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chor de

Santa-Yaar suna hai teri wife bhag gai?
Tera kya kahna hai..
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahu
'Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham

Mein or meri tanhayi aksar ye baate karte hai
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to wisa hota
Aur agar tum na hoti to meri koi 2-4 girlfriend hoti.

ज़िंदगी में भले एक गर्लफ्रेंड तक ना हो फिर भी...
जगजीत सिंह की ग़ज़लें सुनने बैठो तो लगता है जैसे 5-7 छोड़ के चली गयी हों।

बेटी हो तो एक पेड़ ज़रूर लगायें, अगर बेटा हो तो पेड़ से एक मोटा लट्ठ काट के ज़रूर रख लें,
हफ्ते में 1-2 दिन ज़रूरत पड़ेगी।

Pati: tumane mujhme aisa kaya dekha ki tum shaadi ke lie taiyaar ho gaye?
Patni: jee maine ek-do baar aapako Balcony me bartan manaajate hue dekha tha.

Ladki ki shadi mein uska
Purana Boyfriend bhi aaya tha.
Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein
Har gaya tha Final dekhne aaya hu!.

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per...