Jokes for Topic: Kid

Father: beta tum history mein fail kyun ho gaye the?
Beta: papa , sabhi question us time ke the jab mein paida bhi nahi hua tha.

Teachar: Kya tum aisa kuch kar sakte ho jo koi aur nahin kar sakta?

GOLU: Sir, mai apni handwriting padh sakta hun

mom-sweety time kya hua?

sweety-mom clock kharab hai, torch do mobile mai dekh ke batati huin

Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata.
Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..

baap bete ki galti pe-gadha
beta-papa tension not sab khete hai mai aap pe gaya huin

Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??

Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He.

School Me Aag Lag Gyi
Sb Bache Khush Thay K Ab Skul Nhi Aana Padega Pr 1 Bacha Udaas Tha
Sir-BetaWhy R U Sad?
Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bache

ramesh: tum mujhe meri shadi me akela mat chodna. suresh: nahi chodunga main tumhe akela musibat mein kaise chod sakta hoon.

NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE.....KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO

Boy After Watching
'Singham'

DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Gita: Ha yaHi mere pati ki akHari kwaHis tHi, dubte samay ve yaHi keH raHe tHe 'BACHAO BACHAO'

A Health Tip:

Girlfriend Ke Hoto Pe
Honey Laga Ke Kis Kia Jaye Toh Gulab Jamun Ka Tast Aaega

Or

Khansi B Thik Ho Jayegi
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DR. IMRAN Hasmi,,,

Boy:Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts Say:Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study.

Kid To Mama In Washro0m!!

Kid: Mama Krlia Dhuladein

Mama: Ullu K Pathey Khud Dho

Kid: Jb Dhula Nahi Sakte To Khilate Q Hooooo..?

Apney Haq K Liye 'Bol' :-)

Convent school k bache zoo me-00h! wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb
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Govt. Scool k bache- OYE HOYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI, PATHAR MAAR SAALE KO....

GenIouS bACHA..:P
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha
1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?
Bacha:Police me bharti krwane

GOLU ko 1000 ka note mila, Jispe lika tha, HAPPY NEW YEAR
Usne apni jeb se 1000 ka note nikala us pe SAME TO YOU likha

aur wahi rakh ke chala Gya

1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya?
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri:
Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi He
Gor Frmaye

Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H
Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!

Santa 2 dad:car ki chabi do
College me function h,
Dd:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob pdega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega

Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.

PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!

Raman Exhibition Dekh Raha Tha, Usne Ruk Kar Sanchalak Se Kaha: Kya Ise Modern Art Kehte Hai? Sanchalak: Ji Nahi, Ise Hum Aaina Kahte Hain.

2 Nalayak Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali ladki k paas Calculator dekha tha

Papu- Papa Good News H.
Snta- Kya?
Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge. Snta- Han.
Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye!.

Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.Girl-oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he to daag achche hain.

jyotish - tumhari jindagi me14 ladkiya ayengi.
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.''what a life''
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete ek patni or 13 betiya hongi....

Father: Exam me kitne no. aaye
Santa: 1 nahi aaya, baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha 100 me se 1 nahi aaya, 00 aaye hai

Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha-
Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar,FB par lagani hai pic..:p