Jokes for Topic: Kid

Santa:Meri Mummy Ne Kal Murga Banaya.

Banta:Kinu, Tenu Ke Tere Bapu Nu?

Son : Daddy, aap Egypt kab gaye?

Father : Kabhi nahi! Kyu?

Son : Aapko Mummy kahaam se mili

Tcher-Water ka formula batao
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Snta-H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
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Tcher-Ye kya hai?
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Snta-Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai.

son:papa apko yad hai app ne kaha tha ke agar tum pass ho gaye to tumhe 5000rs milge ...
dad:hian mujhe yad hai.
son: papa good news hai appke 500 rs bach gaye

Pitaji: jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai,
chinta ke maare mera ek baal safed ho jata hai.
Ladka: tabhi mein sochu dadaji ke saare baal safed kyu hai.

Musharraf_ Jab mein paida hua to 51 topen chali thi..

Santa- Kamal hai! Sabka nishana chook gaya?

Santa: Look at these bills: rent, telephone, electricity, shopping, etc. The costs are going up on all of them. I would be very happy if just one thing went down. Pappu: Dad, see my report card

chotu:papa,aaj school me bilkul bhi mar nahi padi.
papa:sabash beta, aase hi roz mar se bacha karo.
chotu:roz roz bum ki aapwah se chutti thori milegi.

Duniya Ki Her Kali 1 Din Phool Ban Jati Hai,
Lekin Wo Konsi Kali Hai Jo Kabhi B Phool Nahi Banti?
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“CHIP-KALI” / /
<:))))))))==< /

girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki mujhse pyar karne lage
boy- abhi kaha dekha hai maine sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to pyar kiya hai

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de ---bas ladki fas gai

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki zarurat hi kya he?

Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Santa: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo.. ;-)

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.

THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.

Vada kar?.

Roz ?POTTI? dhone tu ayega. . . . . .

a depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide
train come closer & closer
but suddenly jumped out of the track & said
yaar kal to assignment dena hai

Madam=Tum bahut badtameez ho gaye ho,main tumhe kya szaa du ? Kid=Wo Ldki Jo 2nd banch Pe baithi hai, mujhe uske Saath bathroom mein bnd kr do..

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.



Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Bnta-Kyu

Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki
'KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?

RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)

Hawa Me

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha

Baap-Kya Huwa

Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

Pati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete h
Jb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV-Kal Se katora le k Jana

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili
To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga

FARAZ-Ye Kya

RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega
Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Maa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue Hai
Wo Aa Jaen Phir Sochenge

Kid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De

Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge
RAAZ-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh
Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hy
Tchr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?
R-'LADY DOCTOR'

Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or
Teri Shrt Fati He
Papu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

father waching FTV,
suddanly son came,
FATHER-gareeb ladkiya h kapde lene ke liya paise nahi h,
SON-is se bhi gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|