Jokes for Topic: Male

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

hhahaa

1 Bikhari=Are dkho,kisi ne meri
cycle chura li or apni bike yaha
chor gaya.
2 Bikhari=
'tu to sach me lut gaya,ye to
petrol se chalti he.!

Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanbujh ke match haare.
Pata hai jeetnewali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai, woh petrol ki hai.. :

Breaking News-Petrol prices up Rs by 7.50

Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Car owner - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai, jalana hai !!'

Jyotishi-Tera nam Santa h
Santa-Ji
Jotis-Tere 1 Ladka h, Tune abi 5kg Gehu kharida h.
Santa-Tusi to Antryami ho
Jotis-Gadhe, agli bar Kundli lana
RashanCard nhi

Pathan: Tum 1 Bar Me Kitny Admi Utha Skty Ho
Pehalwan: Kam Se Kam 10
Pathan: Basss!
Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hy Jo Subah Pury Mohally Ko Utha Deta Hy.

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki
hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: kyoki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye?
Mahila-
Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!

Boy 2 othr boy-Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf.
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Awsm reply by d boy
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KAWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI

santa ne apni bhabhi ko khub mara
logo n pucha q?
santa-yaar , mai jis se bhi puchta hu ki tum phone pe kis se baat kar rahe ho?
har koi kehta h teri bhabhi se..........

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te
1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho?
Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..

GITA UPDESH- mobile nirjiv hai SIM iski aatma hai, SMS wo Gyan hai jo batane se badta hai, ISLIYE hey prani Balance ki moh maya Tyagkar Nirantar SMS karo.......kanjoosi choodo !

JADU Rajashtan Se Bhagta Huwa Aya Aur DC Office K Bahar AKar RukGya
Bolo Q



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yar Wo Thak Gya Tha na
.Jaan le lo jadu kee

Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.

Teacher in Class room: Hey Rahul, apne baaju wale ko utha.

Rahul: Tune sulaya hai tu hi utha. :-)

Dad- beta chhod de ye facebook ye tujhe roti nhi dene wali

boy- ha papa ye muze roti nhi dene wali
par roti bananewali degi

2 Pandito me ladai ho rahi thi bahut der ho gai-
toh tisre-pandit ne pucha kya hua?
toh 1 pandit bola jab me LEHSUN PYAZ nahi khata toh is sale ne chicken me dala kyu!

Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!

Punjabi couple went 2 UK.

They went 2 a hotel

Punjabi to waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school,

there4 kindly grant me Tea for 2day.

Waiter brings tea.

Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay. Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi

Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.

'Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur

Tu yahan baitha hai.

Santa niche likh aaya..

'Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain'

Gabar to Sambha

Gabar: Sambha Gande..

Sambha: Tu Ganda tera pura Khandaan Ganda Saale.

Gabar: Sambha!! Namakharam GUN-DE-GUN

Santa daku se- Oye meri bhen ka dupatta wapis kar.
daku bndook nikal k.. Kya baat hai?
santa- Kuch nhi bhai ji piko krwani thi...

Son: papa idhar aa..
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Maa: beta aisa nhi bolte papa hai tmhare, izzat k sath bulate hai.
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Son: papa izzat ke sath idhar aaja..

Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”

Couple of Engineering college:-

Girl: You dnt love me na??

Boy huged her tightly & said silently.
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'dekh abhi SUBMITION chal rahe he dimag kharab mat kar...

Purane students ki Gathering mein teacher ne puchha,

'School mein aapka koi Kadva Anubhav?'

Ek student bola,

Me aur meri wife isi school mein mile the!

1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha.
Santa use gor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
bhai saab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lga du

Ek topi bechne wala paed k niche aaram kr rha tha...k achanak kuch bndar uski topiyan utha kr le gye..
use ek dum apne dada ji ki sunayi kahani yad ayi or usne apni 1 topi utha kr phenk di..
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1monky aya or ek THAPPAD mar kr bola
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'Saale tu kya sochta hai hamara dada hame kahani nhi suna k gye kya