dialogues for cast:

Aap toh ja rahi hai magar main aapki zindagi mein bhudape ki tarah aaonga ... joh ek baar aata hai aur uske baad aata hi jaata hai

Sachchai ke liye koi bhi cheez chhodi ja sakti hai ... magar kisi bhi cheez ke liye sachchai ko chhoda nahi ja sakta

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Main zindagi hoon toh Sona saansein ... main agar dil hoon toh Sona dhadkan ... main agar pyaas hoon toh Sona pani ... main agar phool hoon toh Sona khushboo ... main agar dard hoon toh Sona aaahhh

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Zindagi mein bada aadmi banne ka sapna maine dekha hai ... usse saakar karne ke liye joh keemat chukani padegi woh bhi main hi chukaonga

Bahut hi jald is sadak par joh sabse bada bangla hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... jis building mein tumhara office hai, uske top floor ke upar joh sabsa bada office hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... aur joh signal par sabse badi gaadi rukegi woh Raj Malhotra ki hogi ... aur tum toh achchi tarah se jaante ho ki Raj Malhotra main hoon

Oh paaji tussi kamaal ho, tussi great ho ... oh tussi toop ho toop, tussi zindagi di hope ho hope

Upar se hum hain saath saath ... aur andhar se hum aapke hai kaun

Us insaan ka marna bhi kya hai ... jiske marne ke baad usko koi dil yaad na kare

Ek tanhai doosre tanhai ka saath deti hai

Jab zindagi mein pehli baar koi kisi ko I love you bolta hai na ... kya lagta hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki ek bottle daru aang ke andar ghus gaya ho ... aur daru bhi aaisa jis mein mithaas bhi hai aur nasha bhi

Is duniya ke andar apne pyar ka gala ghontana bahut mushkil hai ... magar joh aadmi apun ko pyar karta hai ... uska dil todna bahut paap hai

Duniya mein rehna hai toh kaam kar pyare ... haath jodh sabko salaam kar pyare

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

Yahan wahan sare jahan mein hamara raj hai ... jawani toh deewani zindabad hai

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Pehle toh kisi ko chhedo nahi ... aur koi tumko chhede toh usko chhodo nahi

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Samundar kitna hi bada kyun na ho kisi ki pyaas nahi bhuja sakta ... aur kuvaan kitna hi chota kyun na ho ... pyaas bhujane ke liye kuven ke pani ki hi zaroorat padti hai

Aadmi ke paas taqat ke saath saath dimaag ka hona bahut zaroori hai ... aur jiske paas dono cheezein hoti hai usse kehte hai complete man

Chehra dil ka aaina hota hai

Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi

Joh log maaf kar dete hai na woh kabhi udhas nahi hote

Kabhi kabhi hoothon ka kaam aankhen kar deti hai

Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

Aankhon ne kar diya kaam tamaam ... kya hai aap ka shubh naam?

Aksar log safar mein humsafar ban jaate hai

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement