dialogues for cast:

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai

Ek baar main sauda kar leta hoon toh paise vapas nahi leta

Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe

Tijori saaf, kaha suna maaf

Tum logon ne toh mujhe diya nahi bhav ... mere dil mein ho gaya ghav ... uske baad mujhe aa gaya tav

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

Arrey duniya waalon ne toh chand tak ko nahi chhoda ... toh ek abla besahara aurat ko kya chhodenge ... duniya ki ungliyan uspar uthti rahengi aur aurat ka dum ghutta rahega

Joh aadmi pehda hoke susu nahi sue karta hai ... bada hoke kitna bada suvar banega

Jhulelal joh kamaal ... hot and sexy baby doll

Death and shit wait for no man ... they come anywhere anytime

Jung mein jab shoot karne ka order dete hai toh, kab kahan kaise uska toh pata hota hai magar kyun ... fauji ko na yeh batate hai, na usse janane ka haq hota hai

East or west never rest until you find the best

New York mein jabhi bhi koi sapna tootta hai na ... toh ek taxi driver paida hota hai

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

When in the Rome ... do the Romans

Wife working ... husband jerking

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Vaah re neeli chatri waale tu toh chatri kholke upar baith gaya ... aur lafde ka baarish mein main bheeg raha hai idhar

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

Usse haath milane ke baad ... haath ka ungliyan check karna zaroori hota hai

Kya nahi hai mere paas? ... dekhne mein hero body hai fit, jahan bhi main niklon main superhit ... manner mein style hai, killer sa smile hai, rehta hoon tip-top, niklon toh traffic stop ... society ki shaan hoon, party ki jaan hoon, dancer hoon, dashing fighter hoon, smashing jaanta hoon, heart lover hoon fantastic

Kya main ek phool ki tarah khoobsurat ladki ko ek ... ladki ki tarah khoobsurat phool de sakta hoon

Ladne ka haq nahi hota ... haq ki ladai hoti hai ... aakhri dum tak