dialogues for cast:

Confidence khel mein jaan zaroor dalta hai ... lekin overconfidence jaan le leta hai

If you lie, you die!

To know, that you don't know ... is very important

Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi

Maut se zyada khoobsurat entertainment koi nahin

Khushiyan kisi ki mohtaj nahin hoti, dosti yunhi ittefaq se nahin hoti ... kuch toh maine honge is pal ke, warna yunhi aapse mulaqat nahin hoti

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoon ... aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Sher ko raaj karne ke liye bakriyo ko bali banana zaroori hai

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Total sarvanash!

Aage badna hai toh pehle peeche hatna seekho

Duniya ko baanta ... humko tata

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Zabaan hai ki Japanese pankha hai ... hilate hi ja raha hai

Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se