dialogues for cast:

Kisi ko maaf kar dena bahut badi baat hoti hai

Kam jokhim aur kam munafa, usse business kehte hai ... zabardast jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse jua kehte hai ... lekin kam jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse mauka kehte hai

Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Vardi, khaadi, machine gun ... bhool gaye sab Jan-Gan-Man

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?

Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Bhikhari kitna bhi amir ho jaye, bheek maanga nahi chhodta ... vaise juari kitna bhi gareeb ho jaye, jua khelna nahi chhodta

Jua mein jeetne ka koi formula nahi hota ... haan nahi harne ka ek formula hai ... (kya) ... jua mat khelo

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

Har thokar ko aage badne ki seedi banani chahiye ... iraade aur mazboot ho jaate hai ... na milne waali cheez bhi mil jaati hai

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

Shikayat karne se problem ka solution nahi milta hai

Zakhm ilaaj se bharta hai aur dard baantne se halka hota hai

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

Sar pe kafan wohi bandhta hai, jiski moochein hoti hai

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

Wah re saali kismat tu kaisi hai re bala ... ek Majnu banke behta doosra Ranjha banne chala

Is desh mein bhalai karna sabse badi galati hai