dialogues for cast:

Kyun be mere pote, ek number ke khote ... bhare din joh hote, toh aaisi musibat mein phaskar kabhi na rote

Jhoot ka mazaa ek din ka hota hai aur sach ka mazaa hamesha ka

Katega bhunega toh alu ... isse main khaon ya bhalu

Raja ki puja sirf uske desh mein hoti hai ... aur vidhvan ki puja puri duniya mein hoti hai

Khushi ke gaane toh bilkul phuljadiyon ki tarah hai ... jalte hai aur bhuj jaate hai ... lekin udasi agarbatti ki tarah jalti hai der tak ... aur bhujne ke baad bhi mehakti rehti hai

Jisme insaan ki bhalai ho woh kaam kabhi bura nahin hota

Log zindagi ka sabse chota, sabse keemti labz bhool gaye hain ... pyar

Is duniya mein jab tak bhalai rupai aur paison se na tauli jaye ... woh bhalai nahin kehlati

It is so simple to be happy ... but it is so difficult to be simple

Kisi badi khushi ke intezaar mein ... hum yeh chote chote khushiyon ke mauke kho dete hain

Tum ek gehre andhere kuye ki taraf bhaag rahi ho ... pyaas nahi bhujegi, doob jaogi

Ek taraf patti doosri taraf party

Tumhara hriday kitna achcha hai, woh toh main jaanta tha ... lekin kitna vishal hai yeh aaj malum hua ... jitna tumhe milta hoon, mukt ho jaata hoon

Sansar ki har gandagi ko apne haathon se chukar ... tum usse pavitra bana deti ho

Meri shaadi mere jeevan ka sabse bada abhishaap hai

Bahut dhundne ka baad malum hua ki jeevan mein mithaas sirf do hi jagah hai ... ek mithaai waale ke yahan, doosri tumhari awaaz

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai

Zindagi ka koi bhi raasta ekdum seedha toh nahi hota hai ... kahin na kahin modh toh zaroor aata hai

Aadmi jitna sharif hota hai ... utna hi shaitan bhi ban sakta hai

Tumhare is gale ka dard kisi ke bhi mann ka dard mitta sakta hai

Mere ghar taash ka ghar hai ... jitni baar bhi banane ki koshish karta hoon ... utni baar toot jaata hai

Pushpa, mujhse yeh aasoon nahin dekhe jaate ... I hate tears

Zindagi ke kuch chakkar aaise hote hai jinka mazaa sirf wohi le sakta hai ... joh zindagi ka share jaan-buchkar ghaate mein khareede

Talash zindagi ka doosra naam hai ... kisi ko rozi ki talash hai aur kisi ko chain aur sukoon ki

Is duniya mein do taang waala janwar sabse khatarnak janwar hai

Khuda gharat kare motor banane waale ko ... sach kaha zalim ghar se beghar kar diya is saale motor chalane waale ko

Jeena toh Bambai mein ... marna toh Bambai mein

Yeh bhi toh nahi keh sakta ... meri umar tujhe lag jaye

Maut toh ek pal hai

Kab, kaun, kaise uthega ... yeh koi nahin bata sakta hai

Hum aane waale gham ko kheench taan kar aaj ki khushi pe le aate hai ... aur us khushi mein zehar ghol dete hai

Jab tak zinda hoon tab tak mara nahi ... jab mar gaya sala main hi nahi