dialogues for cast:

Love na ek bungee jump hai ... dum hai toh kood pado ... safe landing ki koi guarantee nahi hai, toh safety ka socho hi mat ... jisne socha woh sochta hi reh gaya ... aur joh kooda woh udta hi raha

(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

Dhakhan mein agar koi bahadur hai toh woh Nizam hi Nizam hai ... baaki toh bina guthli ke aam hai

Dushman ki chaati mein talwar pironha aasaan hai ... par rishton ke motiyon mein dhaaga pironha bahut hi mushkil

Har yudh ka nateeja talwaron se nahi hota ... talwar se zyada dhaar chalane waale ki soch mein honi chahiye

Lagaam dikhti nahi hai par zubaan par honi chahiye ... samajhla

Marathaon ke paas dushman jitni daulat ho na ho ... yudh mein bahane ke liye khoon kayi zyada hai

Woh veer hi kya jiske samne shrungaar apni palkein na jhuka de ... woh shrungaar hi kya jiske samne veer apni talwar na daal de

Jab deewaron se zyada doori dilon mein ho jaye ... toh chatt nahi tikti

Hamare dil ek saath dhadakte hai ... aur ek saath rukte bhi hai

Cheeteh ki chaal, baaz ki nazar aur Bajirao ki talvar par sandeh nahi karte ... kabhi bhi maat de sakti hai

Bajirao ne Mastani se mohabbat ki hai ... ayyashi nahi

Bajirao ki raftaar hi Bajirao ki pehchaan hai

Apni dharti, apna raaj ... Chhatrapati Shivaji ka ek hi sapna ... Hindu swaraj

Aandhi roke toh hum toofan ... toofan roke toh hum aag ka dariya

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai

Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye

Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya

Bacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Tabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha

Bomb phatke aur phaadke chala gaya

Hum poore Calcutta ke ... poora Calcutta hamara

Ho aap vardi waale ... par aapke tevar hai gundo waale

Main tujhe cheer ke rakh doonga ... aur is baat pe mere dost angootha lagva le

Hum gunday hai ... ek baar jiske saath jee liye ... marte bhi ussi ke saath hai

Hum toh falak ke taare the ... zameen pe aaye toh pehchaan payi, mazhab paya, rang paya, zubaan payi ... hum nikle the jannat dhoondne ... par har modh pe, har makaam pe, nafrat jung aur sarhad payi ... par apne tevar ka sikka ek din chalega zaroor ... khoon ubaal marega zamana badlega zaroor ... khud ko buland karenge ... rab ke bandhe hai hum ... gunday the, gunday hai, gunday rahenge hum

Hum gunday hai ... na aaj tak kisi ke haath aaye hai ... aur na aayenge

Agar jigar ki jagah jigar hai aur jigar mein dum hai ... toh rok le aake