dialogues for cast:

Meri zindagi mein sab ne mera istamaal kiya ... pyar sirf tumne kiya

Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai

Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

Saala maut ka dhanda karte karte zindagi ki keemat bhool gaye hai hum log

Abhi thodu tension, pachee tane full attention

Apni saans wapas lene aaya hoon ... atak ke reh gayi hai tere paas

Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli

Hero banne ke liye jigar ki zaroorat padti hai ... aur jab jigar ho toh bhari bandook ka kya kaam?

Tere se milke aaise bhaaga ... rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate

Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che

Jeeonga toh tere saath ... maroonga toh tere haath

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya ... card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

Ab dushmani nibhayenge ... pyar se

Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi

Akele paise kamane mein koi mazaa nahi hai

Tu bach ke rahiyo phakkad Kakkar!

Tu arrange shaadi karegi?

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Wedding you two ... planning us two

Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo