dialogues for cast:

Keemat thik lagi ho ... toh sabse pehle sapne hi bikte hai

Baaziyan palat jaati hai jab insaan palatte hai

Agar isko kuch hua na ... toh tera postmortem pakka

Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati

Sooch ke bolonga toh baat bura maan jayegi

Jitne mere khilaf khade huye hai ... woh saale kabr mein pair failake lete huye hai

Sitaro ke tootne se aasman ko koi farak nahi padta

Machar jiska khoon peeta hai ... saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai

Jinki kismat chamakni hoti hai ... wohi meri nazar mein aa jaate hai

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Galati karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chhodta hai ... upar ka

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata tha ... aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Mera naam hi kaafi hai ... logon ke pasine chhudane ke liye

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

Naam bata diya ... toh pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ... sapno ke mahal nahi

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Pyar mein marne ke liye tayyar ho jao

Hero kya hota hai? ... pyar ke liye ladne waala, dosti ke liye marne waala ... kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hua ... sharif aadmi

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

Mohabbat woh mohra hai jiski wajah se bade badhon ko maat mili hai

Khiladi tha ... ab pura khel hoon