dialogues for cast:

Ab Gabbar ka PWD chalega ... power wala danda

Is baar haath nahi ... saath chahiye

Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Pachas pachas kos door jab koi rishvat leta hai toh sab kehte hai mat le varna ... Gabbar aa jayega

Haddiyan todne mein woh mazaa nahi ... joh teri akad todne mein hai

Main deserve karta hoon ki nahi yeh main nahi jaanta ... lekin meri family yeh chance zaroor deserve karti hai

Joh mistake tune ki hai uski sazaa hoti hai ... maafi nahi

Main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon!

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jeeo ... is liye hum log roz border par marte hai

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai

Asli power dil mein hoti hai!

Tumhari manzil zameen nahi ... aasman hai

Ab agar daan kiya ... toh dhanda bura maan jayega

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

Main tujhe marra hua dekh sakta hoon ... lekin kabhi shak se nahi dekh sakta

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

Bahut dino baad Bambai ne mujhe apni baahon mein bulaya hai ... ab dekhna yeh hai ke woh gale lagati hai ... yah phir gala kaatti hai

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

Joh tumhare raaste pe chalta hai ... wohi tumhara raasta kaatne ki koshish karta hai

Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai