dialogues for cast:

Agar main hero ban gaya ... toh meri pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai

Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shaunk nahi hai ... suna hai upar waala achche logon ko bahut jald apne paas bula leta hai

Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf ... kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukana ... only gaana bajhana

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

The boss is always right!

Beech mein nah bol!

Khaak mazaa hai jeene mein ... jab tak aag na lagi ho apne dushman ke seene mein

Boss ka khoon bolta nahi, khaulta hai ... aur jab yeh khaulta hai ... toh yeh boss ek ek ko phodta hai

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Oye faulad ki aulad

Dekh ke darr gaya ... ya darr ke dekh raha hai?

Joh bura kaam karte hai ... darr unki nas nas mein hota hai

Tereko jab gussa aata hai tu chilata hai ... main udata hoon

Pyar karne ke liye pechaan ki nahi ... dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai

Apun ka fatka char sau chalis ka jhatka

Meri sirf ek hi khawaish hai ... jab maut mere samne aaye tab main darra hua na lagon ... bas mera haath meri mooch ko taav de raha ho aur mere chehre par ek muskurahat ho

Main nahi darta ... maut darti hai mujhse

Joh main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon ... joh main nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Jisne bhi yeh socha ki main dar gaya ... woh saala arthi pe apne ghar gaya

Don't angry me!

Maine sirf insaan banaya ... aur insaan ne yeh jaat, paat, dharm, mazhab ka dhanda shuru kiya

Jaise ek bakht bhagwan ke bina adhoora hota hai ... waise hi bhagwan bhi ek sachche bakht ke bina adhoora hota hai

Main Krishna hoon is liye chamatkar karta hoon ... chamatkar karta hoon is liye Krishna nahin hoon

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Unki gali mein hum aaye ajeeb ittefaq hai ... phool toh pheka unhone ... magar gamla bhi saath hai