dialogues for cast:

Upar waala bhookha jagata zaroor hai ... lekin bhookha sulata nahi

Buzdilon ki goliyan Karan ka seena dekh kar apna rukh badal leti hai

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Inki taarif kya karen ... yeh toh sarr se paun tak taarif hi taarif hai

Aapne mujhe woh sab diya jise bazar se khareed ke ek ghar mein sajaya ja sakta hai ... magar woh sukh kabhi nahi diya jise ek dil mein sajaya ja sake

Tofha dene waale ki neeyat dekhi jaati hai ... tofhe ki keemat nahi dekhi jaati

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge

Samundar mein tairne waale ... kuon aur talaabon mein dupkiyan nahi lagaya karte

Vaade aksar toot jaate hai ... koshishien kamyab ho jaati hai

Duniya ke samne haath nahi jodhte ... warna kaam nikal jaane ke baad duniya waale haath todh dete hai

Jisne pee nahi whiskey ... kismat phoot gayi uski

Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

Aaj kal ke daud mein hasi ki phasal ughti kahan hai

Jigar ka dard upar se kahin malum hota hai? ... ki jigar dard upar se nahin malum hota hai

Aaj itni bhi maisir nahi maikhane mein ... jitni hum chhod diya karte the paimane mein

Sharaab ki botal pe agar main label ki tarah chipak gaya hoon ... toh is label ko chipkane waale aap hai

Yeh insaan nahi hai ... yeh toh machine hai ... aaisi machine joh sirf note chaapti hai aur note khaati hai

Auraton ke shareer ka sauda karke daulat kamane waale log toh maine dekhe the ... lekin apni maa ka sauda karne waala dalaal maine apni zindagi mein pehli baar dekha hai

Maa ka khoon chaatne wali kutte jaisi zabaan se main apna naam nahi sunana chahta

Kaun bewakoof hoga, joh aapka mazaak uda karke apne mazaak ka mazaak udayega

Maine duniya mein bade baimaan dekhe ... lekin aap logon ke takkar ka ek bhi nahi mila

Main toh apne us dafnaaye huye kal ko kabr se wapas nikaalne ja raha hoon

Agar tum mein se kisi ne apni jagah se hilne ki koshish ki ... toh tumhare tukdo ko sukhe patton ki tarah hawa mein uda doonga

Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Jab tak bandook mein aakhri goli hoti hai ... jung jeeti ja sakti hai

Aaj ki tarikh mere hi khoon se likhi jani chahiye

Main ginta nahi, cheenta hoon ... ginne waale kamzor hote hai

Joh sher bhagwan se nahi darta ... woh bhagwan ke kutto se kya darega

Main maangta nahi ... cheenta hoon!

Aaj ke baad tu hi nahi ... uski maut bhi usse talash karegi