dialogues for cast:

Do waqt ki roti kamata hoon, panch waqt ki namaaz padhta hoon ... isse zyada meri zaroorat nahi, aur mujhe khareedne ki teri aukaad nahi

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Ab mujhe life mein khushi chahiye ... khud-khushi nahi

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

Kagaz ke tukdon se parivar nahi khade hote hai ... dil ke rishton se hote hai

I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan

First impression izz last impression

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Kisi masoom ka khoon karne se pehle, do second ke liye apne bachchon ke bare mein socho ... kabhi kisi ka khoon nahi kar paoge

Tofhe rishton ko mazboot karne ke liye diye jaate hai

Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega

Pyar bhi bahut pyara hota hai

Rishtey zindagi ke liye hote hai ... zindagi rishton ke liye nahi

Bandhan rishton ka nahin ... ehsaas ka hota hai

Main koi cheez tukdo mein pasand nahi karta ... I want everything completely my own

Woh na pichle janam mein sudhra tha, na is janam mein sudhra hai, na agle janam mein sudhrega

Be positive yaar

Roz sach bolta hoon toh pitai ... aaj pehli baar jhoot bola toh mithai

Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

Truth and justice need no caste, creed or nationality ... let truth and justice prevail

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Sachchai aur nyay ki koi jaat ya paat nahi hoti

Aaj kal aaise bade sheharo mein jeene ke liye kisi ko jaan se maarne se zyada ... jaan se maarna aana bahut zaroori hai

Kisi bhi cheez ko khud apne aankhon se na dekhne ka sabse bada khatra yahi hota hai ... ke dil aur dimaag usse sach maan leta hai

Truth and justice needs no lobby, no politics

Chup rehna har mulzim ka haq hai ... par chup rehna kisi bhi desh ki police ko achcha nahi lagta

Kabhi kabhi haar aur jeet mein farak karna mushkil ho jaata hai

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Jab tak ishq na karo, sab khush rakhti hai ... the problem starts once you fall in love

Thukai aur kamai mein ek se zyada zariya hona bahut zaroori hai ... varna khud ki thukti hai