dialogues for cast:

Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Janam din par khush rahogi ... toh saal bhar khush rahogi

Janam din par toh tamasha hona hi chahiye

Tune mere bachche ke saaye ko choone ki koshish bhi ki ... toh woh haal karoonga tera ... ki na jalaane ke liye shareer bachega, na bahaane ke liye astiyan

Pyar ki taqat daulat ki taqat se oonchi hoti hai

Sach ko sach banane ke liye do logon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... ek joh sach bol sake aur doosra joh sach sun sake

Agar apni jeet ka asli mazaa lena hai ... toh uski tulna kisi doosre ki haar se mat karo

Pyar toh zindagi hai, ek ehsaas hai ... jis mann ko chu jaata hai us mann mein bas jaata hai ... hamesha ke liye, zindagi bhar ke liye

Patjhad ke baad aate hai din bahaar ke ... jeena kya jeevan se haar ke

Ek ladki Miss Universe ka taj apne sar par pehan sakti hai ... gold medal apne gale mein latka sakti hai ... lekin ek mangalsutra bina mantra ke kabhi nahi pehan sakti

Doosron ki madad karne mein joh fayda hai ... woh apni madad karne mein ho hi nahi sakta

Dharam ka asli matlab prem ke alava kuch aur ho hi nahi sakta

Mere desh ke liye mera jazba, meri vardi mein nahi ... meri ragon mein daud raha hai

Hamara har jawaan ek nuclear bomb hai

Joh log khudse nahi darte ... yeh samaaj ussi se darta hai

Sukh aur dukh wohi samajh sakta hai jispar beetti hai

Izzat koi patni ko diya hua koi necklace nahi hai, college mein diya hua koi certificate nahi hai, locker mein chupakar rakhi koi jewellery nahi hai ... joh gava dene se chali jaati hai

Hum dard bechte hai, khareedte nahi hai

Hum kala bechte hai, ladkiyon ki izzat nahi

Amir banne ke liye zaroori hai lalach

Imaandari se zyada zaroori hai dukaandari

Yeh Mumbai hai, yahan har cheez dikhawa hai jise hum showmanship kehte hai ... sajawat hai jise hum publicity kehte hai ... aur banawat hai jise hum marketing kehte hai

Hum doston se daant ke aur dushmano se pyar se baat karte hai

Kuch log pyar karke shaadi karte hai ... aur kuch log shaadi karke pyar karte hai

Khana khane ke liye pati ka nahi ... bhook lagne ka intezaar karna chahiye

Aurat zindagi mein sab kuch baant sakti hai ... apna mangalsutra nahi

Amir aadmi bada banne ke baad ... black se white ho jata hai

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile

Gunde toh ungliyon par ginne ja sakte hai, phir bhi yeh gunde hum karodon par raj karte hai ... kyun? ... sirf is liye ki hum mein se har insaan yeh sochta hai ki woh akela kya kare ... woh yeh kyun nahi sochta ki hum sab milkar kya nahi kar sakte

Pehle din Meena, doosre din Tina, teesre din Reena aur aaj yeh nagina