dialogues for cast:

Meri bandook se nikli har goli pehle mujhe salaam thokti hai ... aur phir mere nishaane ko

Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai

Aap jaison ki jaat system ke bahar crime karne waalon ke peeche padti hai ... aur system ke andar crime karne waalon ki ghulami karti hai

Darr sabse zyada us cheez lagta hai joh dikhai na de ... jiska koi roop na ho

Itihaas tabhi banta hai jab kuch badalta hai ... jab kuch nayi utpatti hoti hai ... aur kuch nayi utpatti hone ke liye, pehle ke sabka sarvanash hona zaroori hai

Sooch ek baar failne lagti hai toh khud bhagwan bhi usse nahi rok sakta

Taqat ki asli power ... usko chupake rakhne mein hai

Kavitaon ke matlab nahi ... unke jazbaat samajhne chahiye

Joh kam bolte hai na ... woh zyada jeete hai

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Chori toh bahut hoti hai ... lekin joh pakda jaata hai na chor wohi hota hai

Aadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai

Ladke ladkiyon ke bahut saare dost hote hai ... lekin unke heart mein sirf ek hi special hota hai

Joh opposite hota hai ladkiyan hamesha wahi kehti hai

Pyar toh mujhe aasani se ho gaya ... lekin usse sabit karne ke liye main kadi mehnat karoonga

Suna hai pyar mein ghantiyan bajhti hai, shehnaiyan bajhti hai, dhol nagaade bajhte hai ... par mera toh band bajh gaya

Joh adab mein aaye toh lehar hai ... joh ho meharbaan toh woh pyar hai

Ras nikaalta hoon jaaneman nichodkar ganna ... tera deedar ho khidki se bas yahi hai tamanna

Do type ke leader hote hai ... ek woh joh sarkar girakar khush hote hai ... doosre woh joh sarkar banakar khush hote hai

Zara se ghao ko cancer bana diya hai tumne

Jab waqt badal jaata hai ... vaar kamzor se kamzor ka chal jaata hai

Kitne kamzarf hai yeh gubbare, chand saanson mein phool jaate hai ... bas zara si bulandiyan paakar, apni aukaat bhool jaate hai

Ishq ne nikamma karke chhod diya ... varna tu bhi aadmi tha kaam ka

Agar tujhe dulha no. 1 banna hai, uske liye tujhe gunda no. 1 banna padega ... tab jaake tujhe heroine no. 1 milegi

Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga

Burai se mooh modh lena aasaan hai ... peecha chhudana nahi

Joh de saath ... uske raho khaas

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Tevar na dikhao toh log aankhen dikhane lagte hai

Na kisi ne lori gaakar sulaya hai ... na kisi ne maatha chumkar uthaya hai

Director ka art producer ke heart pe attack hai

Life mein kabhi kabhi na bas ek sorry kafi hoti hai