dialogues for cast:

Joh dikhai nahi de raha hai ... dikhai de raha hai

Insaan jis jagah jaane se darta hai ... jawaab wahin se milta hai

Criminals ki sooch kanoon se aage jaa nahi paati

Waqt ka problem yahi hai ki woh har waqt badalta rehta hai

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega

Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Abhe itni tatti English mein I love you bolega ... toh yeh hi hoga

Joh useless ho jata hai usse ya to eliminate karte hai ya expose

Aap log angrezon se azaad ho gaye hai ... aur hum azaadi se barbaad ho gaye

Tum joh khayali pulav pakka rahe ho na ... main bas us mein thoda sa dum bhar raha hoon

Banne chale rangrez ... pakde gaye angrez

Desh ka sara neta log develop ho gayela hai ... lekin apna desh abhi bhi developing country

Is desh mein gareebo ko insaaf bahut mehenga milta hai

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Perfect jhol ... no nuksaan, no pareshan

Tum itni khoobsurat ho ... ki tumhe dekhkar main sari pick-up lines bhool gaya

Kabhi kabhi na kehte huye, na jaante huye ... ek rishta sa judh jaata hai

Pyar na kehkar aata hai na batakar jaata hai

Jab dil kisi ke liye rota hai na ... toh pyar ka pata khud-ba-khud chal hi jaata hai

Paris mein pyar karna aasaan hai ... par pyar paana bahut mushkil

France ka fashion aur ladki ka selection ... dono mushkil mein daal deta hai

Dooriyan jab badti hai ... toh nazdeekiyan bhi phir utni hi ghatti hai

Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

Bandook ki zor pe rishtey nahi bante

Sarhad ke us paar bhi dushman ... aur yeh gali ke us paar bhi dushman

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda