dialogues for cast:

Saara paisa white hai ... karam mere black hai bas

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Daayan raat ki rani hoti hai

Maarne ke liye joh sabse pehle hathyaar uthayega na ... jeet ussi ki hogi

Mind jab bhi bolta hai galat hi bolta hai ... lekin heart kabhi galat nahi bolta ... bas heart ko sunne waala ek mind hona chahiye

Banda jitna teda haunda hai na ... usko seedha karke maarne mein utna hi maaza aata hai

Assi phutenge nahi ... assi kutenge!

Kuch faisle bina sooche liye jaate hai ... aur woh faisle dil se hote hai

Tumhara pishaab, pishaab nahi tsunami hai ... full beh jayega

Log burre nahi hote hai ... haalaat burre hote hai

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

Galat kaam karne ka koi bhi tarika sahi kaise ho sakta hai?

Gusse kaante ko, kaante se hi nikalna padta hai

Is game mein timing sahi honi chahiye

Humne joh ki thi mohabbat aaj bhi hai ... teri zulfon ke saaye ki chahat aaj bhi hai ... raat katti hai aaj bhi khayalon mein tere ... deewanon si woh meri haalat aaj bhi hai ... kisi aur ke tasavvur ko uthti nahi, baimaan aankhon mein thodi si sharafat aaj bhi hai ... chaha ki ek baar chahe phir chhod dena tu ... dil todh tujhe jaane ki izaazat aaj bhi hai

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

Apun ka khopi ka jhopdi satka na ... toh tera hasti ka basti mitt jayega

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

Dosti woh hoti hai joh jeena sikhati hai ... marna nahi

Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai ... joh pehle usse roshan karte hai

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Jin logon ke bina hum jee nahi sakte ... wohi humse cheen liye jaate hai

Sab kitaab padh rahe hai ... lekin main ek hi cheez padhna chahta hoon ... aapke charan ... help me Mata

Aadmi ya toh chamcha hota hai ... ya kaanta

Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai

Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar

Joh rakshash ka shikaar karne nikalta hai ... woh khud ek din rakshash ban jaata hai