dialogues for cast:

Aadmi truck bharke rupaya kama le ... lekin izzat kamana aasaan nahi hai

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Jab main paida hua toh mera rang black and white tha ... aur jab main jawan hua main rangeen ho gaya

Tu akela harami pehda nahin hua

Filmy keeday ne isse bachpan mein hi kaat liya tha ... woh keeda kab sulemani keeda ban gaya, kisi ko pata hi nahi chala

Yeh na thi hamari kismat ki visaal-e-yaar hota ... aur jeete rehte bas yahi intezaar hota

Is underworld mein log ghuste toh pant kameez pehankar hai ... lekin rawangi kafan mein hoti hai

Maut kisi ko dokha nahi deti

Dhanda badalne se dushman nahi badalte

All good guys are either gay or married

Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God

Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli

Jaan bachane ke liye jaan deni bhi padti hai ... kabhi kabhi

Desh bhakton ka ek hi mazhab hota hai ... desh bhakti

Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se ... aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se

Imaandari fashion mein nahi hai ... baimaani hai hit, super hit

Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli ... yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na ... toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai

Rishteydari taqat waalo ke saath nahin ... sharafat waalo ke saath ki jati hai

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta

Insaan ki zindagi mein kuch haadse aaise hote hai ... jis mein woh bach toh jaata hai ... lekin zinda nahi rehta

Shake it, take it and fake it

Bade log apna naam bhool jaate the ... lekin apni zameen apna samaan nahi

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Kabhi chahane se hum zindagi dete hai aur kabhi bhool se ... lekin maut hamesha hamari khud ki chuk se hoti hai

Gareebi todh deti hai joh rishtey khak hote hai ... aur paraye apne hote hai jab paise paas hote hai

Har yaar wafaadar nahi hota ... har patthar chamakdar nahi hota ... na jaane bal mein kitne phool khile hai ... har phool khusboodar nahi hota

Aam aadmi ko maarne ki zaroorat nahi padti ... us par paise ka thoda extra bhoj daal do ... khud ba khud marr jayega

Pati ki galati par ladna patni ki adhikar hai

Main chahoon toh ek second mein tumhe maar sakta hoon ... lekin joh bhi tum logon ne mere saath kiya ... maar maarke maaroonga

Aapke ke liye mujh mein joh izzat hai ... woh meri apni sooch se bhi badi hai

Hamara dhanda toh darr aur risk ke beech mein chalta hai