dialogues for cast:

Film business aur underworld business publicity pe chalta hai

Is janam mein agar tumhe chahne waale tumhare saath hai ... toh tumse nafrat karne waale bhi tumhare saath hi honge

Hamara dimaag sirf is janam ki baaton ko yaad rakhta hai ... jab ki hamari atma hamare har janam ki har baat ko yaad rakhti hai

Kahi janam lag jaate hai sachcha pyar paane mein ... ek pal lagta hai usse kho dene mein

Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir

Yahan gawah bhi hum hai, vakil bhi hum hai aur judge bhi hum hai

Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove

Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki

Yun khafa khafa rehke tadpaoge kab tak ... cameraman Yogesh ke saath Rajan Chaurasia ... Aaj Tak

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

Khel mein haare hue khiladi aur jua mein haare hue juari ... dono hi mere kisi kaam ke nahi

Kisne kaha pyar sirf ek hi baar hota hai?

English, economics, political science ya history ... koi ek subject padna nahi tha naseeb mein ... naseeb mein thi in sab ki khichdi ... B.A. pass

Yeh Delhi hai, yahan har koi chor hai ... yahan achche time mein plot katte hai, burre time mein jeb aur kharab time mein gale

Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

Time time ki baat hai ... time badalne mein time nahi lagta

Maa baap ka jaldi marna kabhi hadsa nahi lagta, kabhi maut nahi lagti ... sirf dokha lagta hai

Bheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai

Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Baap toh aaise hi hote hai ... khushiyon ka har tukda baant dete hai bachchon mein ... lekin gham ka ek katra bhi nahi choone dete

Sharaabi hai, laundibaaz hai ... ek gandi aadat aur hai ... imaandar hai

Taqleef jab hoti hai ... tabhi vishwas hota hai

Woh sach joh duniya ko jhoota lage ... usse daba hi dena chahiye

Har buri aatma ka ek iraada hota hai

Zindagi mein chahe kuch bhi ho jaye ... jeene ke liye hamesha kahin na kahin, koi na koi, wajah zaroor hoti hai

Kudrat ka ussool hai ... ki ek atma do shareeron mein nahi reh sakti

Yahan bhaagne pe gold medal nahi ... iron medal milega

Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?

Umar ke saath saath na parents bachche ban jaate hai aur bachche parents

Aadmi ki sabse badi tradegy kya hai pata hai? ... log lust ko pyar samajhne lagte hai

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Desi maal dikhta chalu hai ... lekin ek baar chalu ho gaya na toh phaadke rakh dega