dialogues for cast:

Abhi galati hui kahan hai ... abhi to sirf galati karne ka khayal aaya hai

Sooch samajh ke toh imtihaan diya jaata hai ... inteqam nahi liya jaata hai

Toote huye dil se hi sangeet nikalta hai

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

Har naye din mein kuch khaas hota hai

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Aaiyash nigahon ko multiplex bhi maikhana lagta hai ... lehenge mein lapeto toh Rustam bhi Rukhsana lagta hai

Tu na top model banegi pooch kyun ... (kyun?) ... tera top floor khali hai na

You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota

Joh baat dil mein hai usse bolne ki himmat rakh ... aur joh baat kisi aur ke dil mein hai usse samajhne ki samajh

Jisse samajhta hai, usse mehsoos kar ... aur jisse mehsoos karta hai, usse apna bana

Yeh kainaat, insaan ka jism aur uski rooh ... duniya mein sab kuch paanch cheezon, paanch tattvon se milke bana hai ... mitti, aag, hawa, pani aur rooh

Cheezon ki keemat milne se pehle aur insaano ki khone ke baad hoti hai

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Ahinsa ko hathyaar banakar dushmano se ladna chahiye

Woh insaan mahaan hai joh apne aap se sacha ho

Yudh mein kisi bhi paksh ki jeet nahi hoti ... dono paksh kuch na kuch haarte hai

Dushmano ke jism par karna nahi hum mein prahaar ... achook nishana saad karenge seedha unke dil par vaar ... satyagraha ke aage unko natmastak hona hi hoga ... chhod ke Bharat jayenge woh hokar bebas aur lachaar

Darr insaan ke liye bahut zaroori hai ... woh tumhe hadh mein rakhta hai

Aapki 'V' kab gayi?

Sir loondry

Pehle information ... phir action

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!

Bole toh Bapu India ka woh bhai tha jisne angrezon ki vaat laga di thi ... aur India se tadipaar kar diya tha

Kisine kaha hai ki khel mein haar ja jeet mayne nahi rakhti ... woh usne haarne ke baad hi kaha hoga ... kyun ki khel sirf jeetne ke liye khela jaata hai

Agar hum kabhi kabhi apne dil ki baat nahi kahenge ... toh we will always regret it