Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Shehar ke har bridge par hote hai ATM ... jitne paise chahiye nikaal lo ... aur har sunsaan gali mein hoti hai kapadon ki dukaan ... joh pasand aaye pehen lo

Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari

Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo ... nahi toh is gola mein insaan nahi sirf joota reh jayega

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Kaun Hindu, kaun Musalman ... thappa kidhar hai dikha ... ye farak bhagwan nahi tum log banaya hai ... aur yahi is gola ka sabse danger wrong number hai

Humra gola par log jhoot nahi bolta hai

Main dikhti hoon maa jaisi sab kehte hai ... sab kehte hai, sach kehte hai ... par main hoon apne papa ki beti

Jis mehfil ne thukraya humko, kyun us mehfil ko yaad kare ... aage lamhe bula rahe hai, aao unke saath chale

Hamesha full focus ... dhayan gaya toh naak gaya

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai

Fighter kabhi haar nahi manta

Kabhi kisi ko itna bhi mat darrao ki darr hi khatam ho jaye

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Zindagi mein kabhi kisi ke saath zaroorat se zyada wafaadari mat karna ... lag jaati hai

Ukhaad joh ukhaadneka hai ... chal re!

Chuhon ko pakadna ho toh chuha banna padta hai ... kutton ko pakadna ho toh kutta ... sher ka shikaar karna ho toh sher

Dekh be under 19 team ke 12th man

Kuch karne ke liye kaayde ki nahi ... iraade ki zaroorat hoti hai

Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Main roz prarthana karta hoon ... ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye ... par tu kabhi na aaye

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai