Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Main jaanti hoon tum doli sajake rakhne waalon mein se nahi ho ... goli chalake thokne waalon mein se ho

Kehte hain maut bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... lekin main maut ke samne roz khada ho jaata hoon ... begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana bankar

Tere jism se behte khoon ke har ek katre ka hisaab rakhoonga main ... teri aakhri saans ko bhi mutthi mein bandh rakhoonga main ... tujhe itna maroonga ki dard jeete ji tere jism ko bhi hoga ... aur cheenk marne ke baad tere rooh se bhi niklegi

Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta

Andhere ko andhera nahi ... sirf roshni mitta sakti hai

Main tujhe marne nahi doonga ... lekin main tujhe roz maaroonga ... ek baar nahi hazar baar maaroonga

Zindagi mein ek hassi woh hoti hai joh insaan apne gham ko chupane ke liye khud seekhta hai ... aur ek hassi woh hoti hai joh insaan ke saare gham bhula deti hai

Zindagi ko aaisi party ki tarah jeena chahti hoon ki maut jab aaye na ... toh saath behetkar do drink maarkar, jaan lekar chali jaye

Nafrat ko nafrat nahi, sirf pyar mitta sakta hai ... bas zaroorat hai kisi ke haath ki ... joh kheench kar usse andheron mein se ujalon mein la sake

Jab tak hum kisi ke humdard nahi bante ... tab tak hum dard se aur dard humse juda nahi hota

Haath todh deta, paon todh deta ... dil nahi todna chahiye tha

Logon ki aadhi zindagi yeh soochne mein guzar jaati hai ki woh is duniya mein karne kya aaye hai ... aur aadhi us kaam mein joh woh karna nahi chahte

Chot ko apni taqat bana ... kamzori nahi

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

Ab tere paas sirf do hi options hai ... andar jail mein sadh ... ya khuda ke ghar

Tum zara si kam khoobsurat hoti ... toh bhi bahut khoobsurat hoti

Woh kab aata hai, kab jaata hai ... na koi poochta hai, na koi jaanta hai

Bewajah kisi ko phodne ka nahi ... par agla na maane ... toh phir usko chhodne ka nahi

Is charre ko bandook mein daal, trigger daba ... kartoos banke niklega aur sabko phod dega

Zindagi saanp seedi ki tarah hai ... seedi chada toh mauj, saanp dasa toh maut

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se chalta hai ... aur mera dimaag toh bachpan se hi bahut kharab hai

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate

Sach bolega ek baar maroonga ... jhoot bola toh iktaalis bar maroonga

Dost se bada dushman koi na hove hai

Paisa aadmi ka style badal deta hai

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

Aadmi bada ho ya chota, koi farak nahi padta ... bas uski kahani badi honi chahiye

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

Baimaani pe promotion aur imaandari pe suspension?

Marte hue ko kabhi rokne ka nahi ... dushman galati kare toh tokne ka nahi ... aur yaar ki item ko kabhi chune ka nahi

Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye ... aur maali seenche sau ghada, ritu aave phal hoye

Jin khoja tin paiyan, gehre pani paith ... aur tu banwari dooban gayi, rahi kinare baith