Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Joh opposite hota hai ladkiyan hamesha wahi kehti hai

Bhagwan ne insaan ki umar ki lakeer ke saath ... uski naseeb ki lakeer bhi banayi hai

Pyar toh mujhe aasani se ho gaya ... lekin usse sabit karne ke liye main kadi mehnat karoonga

Suna hai pyar mein ghantiyan bajhti hai, shehnaiyan bajhti hai, dhol nagaade bajhte hai ... par mera toh band bajh gaya

Ishq aur mushq chupaye chupta nahi ... baar baar dekhi adayein Rajjo ki, dil bharta nahi

Joh adab mein aaye toh lehar hai ... joh ho meharbaan toh woh pyar hai

Ras nikaalta hoon jaaneman nichodkar ganna ... tera deedar ho khidki se bas yahi hai tamanna

Lady agar pasand aa jaaye toh pehle chaati pe lagao, mann behlao ... jee bhar jaaye toh uske pairon mein ghunghroo bandvao aur paise kamao

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Nazar teer par nahi ... nishaane par honi chahiye

Main paisa ghode par nahi ... jockey par lagata hoon

Ab mujhe life mein khushi chahiye ... khud-khushi nahi

Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Mujhe aaise mard bahut pasand hai ... jinke baare mein main yeh nahi samajh paati ... ki woh tezz zyada hai yah good looking

Men are many, but money is money!

Aaj meri wajah se tumhari ek achchi aadat chute jayegi ... zinda bachchne ki

Badla jitna purana hota hai ... utna hi khatarnak hota hai

Agar life ka one third hissa sokar ki guzarna hai ... toh akele hi kyun?

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

Race hamesha meri thi aur meri hi rahegi ... kyun ki main is race ka sabse purana khiladi hoon

Uski jeet ko main apni jeet mein badal doonga

Shaadi saath janamon ka bandhan hota hai ... maine toh apni galatiyon ka quota aadhe janam mein hi poora kar diya ... bas ab baki ke sade-che janam sirf tumhe pyar dena chahta hoon

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein

Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai

Do type ke leader hote hai ... ek woh joh sarkar girakar khush hote hai ... doosre woh joh sarkar banakar khush hote hai

Pehle toh apni dil ki raza jaan jaiye ... phir joh nigah-e-yaar kahe maan jaiye ... kuch keh rahi hai aapke seene ki dhadkane ... meri suniye toh dil ka kaha maan jaiye ... ek dhoop si jammi hai nigahon ke aas paas ... ki aap hai toh aap pe kurbaan jaiye

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya