Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo

Khamosh kyun hai zameen aasman ... kya curfew lag gaya hai meri jaan?

Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

Without cash tu kaise karega aaish?

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the

Tune mujhe suffering di ... maine tujhe ring di

Let's rock under your frock

Main aaisa game banaonga ... jis mein villain kabhi nahin harega

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car

Achche log marr jaate hai ... unki achchai hamesha zinda rehti hai

Burra waqt bin bulaye hi aata hai

Woh raat bhi khoobsurat thi aur woh ladki bhi ... raat ko subah ka intezaar tha aur ladki ko mera

Kaun kehta hai bada size sab par bhaari hai ... kabhi machar ke saath ek raat guzari hai

Joh ek baar marta hai ... usse baar baar maarna nahi padta

Ladai goliyo se nahin ... dil se jeeti jaati hai

Burai sang joh mel rachaya ... phir kabhi na chutte uska saaya

Banta nahi hero muscle yah metal parts se ... banta hai aur mitta hai superhero sirf apne heart se

Tum har saal Raavan ko isliye jalate ho, kyun ki tum jaante ho ... woh kabhi nahin marta