Dialogues from Movies for Parties

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai ... kisi andhe insaan ka sapna hai, ek goonge ka geet hai ... yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai

Life mein apna motto hai ... soo aur soone do

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

Maafi se pyar badhta hai

Galati ko sudhaarne ka ek bhi mauka na dena ... usse bhi bada gunaah hai

Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye

Sexy hona full time kaam hai

Sir loondry

Joh chuaka udhte hue jaaye ... usse chakka kehte hai

Pehle information ... phir action

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!

Bole toh Bapu India ka woh bhai tha jisne angrezon ki vaat laga di thi ... aur India se tadipaar kar diya tha

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Jahan loyalty ki baat uthti hai ... wahan yeh royalty ko bhi nahi chhodte

Bachne waale ko har baar naseeb ki zaroorat padti hai ... aur maarne waale ko sirf ek baar

Main ek bodyguard hoon ... meri duty ke ilawa na mujhe kuch dikhai deta hai, na mujhe kuch sunai deta hai

Meri ek khasiyat hai ki main maarta kam hoon ... aur ghaseet-ta zyada hoon

Mujhpar ek ehsaan karna ... ki mujhpar koi ehsaan na karna

Joh jitna ooncha udhta hai ... usse kaatna utna hi aasaan hota hai

Jab ek vazir marta hai ... toh mamooli sa pyada, vazir ban jaata hai

Kisine kaha hai ki khel mein haar ja jeet mayne nahi rakhti ... woh usne haarne ke baad hi kaha hoga ... kyun ki khel sirf jeetne ke liye khela jaata hai

Ladai badshah ke liye nahi hoti hai ... badshahat ke liye hoti hai

Zindagi aur chess mein koi khaas farak nahi hai ... jeetne ke liye dono mein chaalein chalni padti hai