Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Khali fees bharne se papa hone ki duty poori nahi hoti ... papa ki duty hoti hai bachchon ki khushiyan

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai

Bhaiya ji smile

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey

Bharosa bhi hai, himmat bhi hai aur taqat bhi ... aur pagalpan hadh se zyada

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

Hum yahan ke Robinhood hai ... Robinhood Pandey

There izz always a first time, always a next time

Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab ... pyar se lagta hai

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

Sawa lakh se ek ladaun ... to hi Guru ka Sikh khelaun

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu

Achchai aur burai ko alag karne waali lakeer seedha dil se nikalti hai

Meri kahani ka anth alag hai ... aur woh anth main khud likhoonga

Ladki patao PR pao

Hum sab mein achchai bhi hai, hum sab mein burai bhi ... lekin joh apni burai ko dekhne ki himmat rakhe na ... wohi insaan hai

Apni line khud banani chahiye ... airport ki ho yah haath ki

Main bura hoon aur bura rehna chahta hoon ... it's good to be bad

Achchai burai, sahi galat, ek hi sikke ke do pehlu hi toh hai ... na jaane kaun sa pehlu tumhari kismat ban jaaye ... kisko pata

Maine zindagi bhar sirf jhoot bola hai ... yahi mera sach hai

Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho

Roses are red, violets are blue ... Gaurav wishes good morning to you

Saala brain mein train ghoom rahi hai

Jitni acting parde par hoti hai ... usse kahi zyada parde ke peeche hoti hai boss

Roses are red, violets are blue ... roz roz SMS karne waale, kaun hai be tu?

Arre agar koi ghar chala sakta hai toh ... gadi mein bhi reh sakta hai