Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Yeh pao kilo ka bheja bhi ajeeb cheez hai ... theek ho tab bhi takleef deta hai ... aur agar na theek ho, tab toh aur bhi takleef deta hai

Tumhare aur mere beech hamesha ek foot ka fasla reh jaata hai ... jaanta hai kyun? ... kyun ki tu hamesha ek foot neeche se sochta hai (from the heart) ... aur main ek foot upar se (from the mind)

Tujhe chahiye desi ilaaj aur woh ilaaj karega yeh desi haath

Service hai, salary hai, sapna hai ... settle ho ja

Yeh aasoon joh hai na, beh jaye toh pani hai ... andhar reh jaye toh zehar hai

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Apne mulk ki hasti ko hargiz na mitne denge ... apne pyare jeevan mein yeh zehar na ghulne denge ... agar jeevan hai drugs ke shikanje mein ... toh tum ho maut ke panje mein

Power kisi ko bhi maar sakta hai

Nasha sukoon deta hai, yeh bharm hai ... nasha maut deta hai, yeh sach hai ... zindagi se pyar karo aur nashe pe vaar karo

Aadmi ko maarne ke liye ek hi goli kaafi hoti hai ... agar woh goli sahi jagah pe lage

Gun haath mein lene ke baad ... dil aur dimaag poori tarah se shikaar pe hona chahiye

Khula paisa aur khuli aurat samne ho ... toh aadmi ka dimaag kaam karna bandh kar deta hai

Tere liye yeh kehna bahut mushkil hai ... ki tu zyada gira hua baap hai ... ya zyada gira hua insaan

Maut se kiski rishteydari hai ... aaj meri toh kal teri baari hai

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

Mere bayaan ka ek ek lafz ... Gita aur Ramayan ki tarah pavitra aur sach hai ... aur sach ke sivah kuch nahi hai

Jab tak meri saansein chalengi ... mera inteqam zinda rahega

Galat ko galat na kehna ... sabse badi galati hai

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

Main apne motape par is qadar hairaan ho gaya hoon ... bar bar aate jaate pareshaan ho gaya hoon

Machhar agar neend mein bhi hamara khoon choosta hai ... toh hum usse maar dete hai ... magar yeh gunde hamare jaagte huye hamara khoon bahate hai ... aur hum kuch nahi karte

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

Niyam aur kanoon insaano ke liye hota hai ... insaan niyam aur kanoon ke liye nahi hote

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Hathyar uthane waala kabhi saahasi nahi hota ... kyun ki usse apne se zyada bharosa uske hathyar par hota hai ... job kabhi bhi dokha de sakta hai ... lekin aapka saahas, aapki taqat, aapko kabhi dokha nahi degi

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Jab dimaag mein gussa ho aur aankhon mein nafrat ... toh nishana theek nahi lagta hai

Balraj apne dushman ko us waqt tak nahi bhoolta ... jab tak usse shamshan tak nahi pahuncha deta

Jis tarah chalaang lagane ke liye khiladi ko peeche aana padta hai ... ussi tarah dushman ko jadh se ukhaadne ke liye kabhi jhukna bhi padta hai

Dushman chatt ke neeche aa jaye ... toh mehmaan ban jaata hai