Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Mujhe hero ban'ne ki koi ichha nahi hai ... villain ban'ne ka bilkul time nahi hai ... khiladi hoon, khel raha hoon

Upar wala dua qabool karta hai ... main sirf cash leta hoon

Aap kisi aur tak pahunche ... usse pehle main aap tak pahuchunga

Match khatam hone se pehle jeetni ki poori koshish karo ... bhaago, daudo, khelo, ladho, sab kuch ... par ek baar match khatam ho jaaye toh yeh mat socho ki tum haare ya jeete ... balki apne aap se yeh poocho, ki did I give it my very best or not ... aur agar tumhara jawaab haan hai ... then you're a winner

Sabse pehle watan ... uske baad watan ... aur aakhir mein watan

Mauka mile toh goli chala dena, sochna mat ... main nahi sochunga

Hum bhi chal rahe the ... saaye bhi wahan the ... ishaare the kitne ... samajhdaar kahan the

Zyada natak kiya na toh tere akhrot tere munh se bahar nikaal dungi

Farz aur farzi mein bas ek maatra ka antar hota hai

Kahi baar jung jeetne ke liye ... training se zyada ek fauji ke jazbaat zaroori hote hai

Yeh Hindustan ab chup nahi behtega ... yeh naya Hindustan hai ... yeh ghar mein ghusega bhi aur maarega bhi

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Apun toh bolta hai Goa chal ... mast faadu jagah hai ... udhar tikane ka tequila ... disco mein hilane ka patila

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

Dengue, malaria, polio ... inse bhi zyada khatarnak bimaari hai cricket

Players ka skill yeh tay karta hai ki ball ki speed kya hogi ... bat ka angle kya hoga ... aur fielder kis second pe upar koodhega ... par catch hoga ya sixer ... yeh toh sirf luck factor pe depend karta hai

Success mein na luck ka koi importance nahi hota hai ... woh sirf failure ke liye ek bahana hai

Past ko bhoola ja sakta hai, usse bacha nahi ja sakta ... ek na ek din woh aakar hamare saamne zaroor khada ho jaata hai

Ek murder ke clues murder se pehle nahi ... balki murder ke baad kya hota hai us mein chupe hote hai

Idiots hai woh jinko sach se darr lagta hai ... darna rumours se chahiye ... kyun ki rumour ko agar roka na gaya toh woh aisa sach ban jaata hai ... jiske saamne sach bhi jhooth lagne lagta hai

Kings sabko yaad rehte hai ... kingmakers yaad nahi rehte

Shashtri ji ne humein naara diya hai ... jai jawaan jai kisaan ... aur is sarkar ka naara kya hai ... jai shaitaan jai haivaan

Raajneeti mein jeetna bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki haare huye log desh ki taqdeer nahi badal sakte

Rajneeti mein kuch sach nahi hota ... yehi iska sach hai

Is duniya ki koi bhi taqat us vichaar us soch ko nahi rok sakti hai jiska samay aa gaya hai

Power ka ek hi center hota hai ... aur woh center hota hai party president

Marathi manus ghaati hoga lekin ghatiya nahi

Mere hisaab se do hi loktantra hai ... ek woh jis mein sehna hai, chup rehna hai ... ya woh jis mein sehna nahi hai, kehna hai

Bheekh maange se acha hai gunda banke apna haq cheenna

Aaj ke doobte huye suraj ke andhere se main nahi darta ... kal ka ughta hua suraj aasman ko phir se kesariya bana dega