Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Tum jaise raees pyar karte nahi ... pyar khareedtein hai

Tujh jaise third class aadmi ke liye ... third degree treatment ki zaroorat hai

Aadmi jisko joh samajhta hai woh woh nahi hota ... aur joh hota hai woh nazar nahi aata ... aur joh nazar aata hai woh usse kuch alag hi hota hai

Barson imaandari ka dhong karte rehte ho ... aur mauka milte hi aaisi baimaani karte ho ki shaitan bhi sharma jaye

Main un netaon mein se nahi hoon joh vote lene ke liye note baantte hai ... aur vote mil jaane ke baad noton mein ulajh jaate hai

Aapke aasoon mera dard ban jayenge ... aur aapki takleefien meri pareshaniyan kehlayengi

Haath chhodke baat kar varna yamdoot ke hawale kar doonga

Aadmi ke do haath toh hote hai magar neta banane ke baad ... ek haath ekdum lamba aur ek haath ekdum chota ho jaata hai ... woh lambe haath se vote kheenchta hai aur chote haath se note deta hai

Unke dekhe se joh aati hai chehre pe raunak ... woh samajhte hai beemar ka haal achcha hai

Manushya ke jeevan mein sangeet ka staan asadharan hai

Jis desh ko hamare buzurgon ne apne pranon ki aahuti dekar azaad karaya ... ussi desh mein in kayaron ki fauj pal rahi hai

Ek aurat apne pati ki gareebi mein khush reh sakti hai ... uske aeb seh sakti hai ... lekin uski kayarta nahi seh sakti

Shaadi ke mandap mein pallu se ghaant baandhane waala pati nahi hota ... balki patni ki zindagi ki guthiyan suljhane waala pati hota hai ... pavitra agni ke gird phere lene waala pati nahi hota ... balki patni ke jeevan ko har aag se bachane waala pati hota hai

Chaddaron par lage hue daag toh saaf kiye ja sakte hai ... lekin dil pe lage hue daag kabhi nahi mitaye ja sakte

Shama bujhao ki sailaab-e-noor aaya hai ... ya phalak se koi tara hi utar aaya hai

Calendar khana lao! ... Calendar khana lao!

Aaj tak tum log baimaani aur zulm ka bazaar garam karte rahe ... magar ab tumhare zulm aur paap ke pyale chalak uthe hai ... ab tumhare ek ek jurm ka hisaab liya jayega

Gayi bhains pani mein

Indian God marta hai ... aur hasta bhi hai

Mogambo khush hua

Izzat amiron ka shaunk hai

Nazar par bhi nazar rakhni padti hai

Sher jab ek baar khoon chak leta hai ... toh adamkhor ho jaata hai

Baat agar hadd se badh jaaye ... toh batangar bann jaati hai

Sankat ke samay toh savdhani hi sabse bada dharm hai

Rana ki shatranj ka ghoda a-dai ghar nahin chalta ... seedhe raja ko marta hai

Aasoon bahane se dil toh halka ho jayega lekin gham ka bhoj halka nahi hota

Rana na pyase pehda hue the ... aur na hi pyase marenge

Marte toh sirf bekasoor hai ... kusoorwar toh hamari tarah aaish karte hai

Unke mujhpar itne ehsaan hai ... ki agar main apni chamdi ka joota banakar bhi unhe pehnata ... toh bhi kam hota

Zindagi ek natak hi toh hai, lekin zindagi aur natak mein farak hai ... natak ko jahan chaho, jab chaho badal do lekin ... zindagi ke natak ki dor toh upar waale ke haath mein hai

P.C. Mathur jisse dushmani karta hai ... uski jhadon ko khood kar hamesha ke liye khatam kar deta hai