Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Narazgi is baat ki nahi hai humein ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse ... narazgi toh is baat ki hai ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse jab hum nahi the

Maarenge bhi hum aur bachayenge bhi hum ... yeh tumhari aatma dekhegi aur ghanta kuch nahi kar payegi

Pehle pardon mein chupa karta tha ... ab mardon mein ... bahut jald kabr mein chupega tu ... bacha sakta hai tu khudko toh bachale

(Kafi jazbaati ho) - Na, sirf Bharatwadi

Nasal ya fasal barbaad hoti hai toh desh barbaad hota hai

Hindustani Hindu ho ya Musalman ... ab kisine ungli ki ... toh haath judega nahi, todega

Yeh kaam bhi kitni chalu cheez hai na ... jab kaam ko time chahiye hota hai toh family adjust karti hai na ... aur jab family ko time chahiye toh kaam ko toh adjust karna padega

Pata nahi kya jaadu hai college life mein ... jahan anjaane milte hai aur dost ban jaate hai ... zindagi bhar ke liye ... aur aise waise dost nahi ... kutte dost

Hum haar jeet, success failure mein itna ulajh gaye hai ... ki zindagi jeena bhool gaye hai ... zindagi mein agar kuch sabse zyada important hai ... toh woh hai khud zindagi

Doosron se haarke loser kehlane se kahin zyada bura hai ... khud se haarke loser kehlana

Sache dost wohi hote hai ... joh achhe waqt mein aapki bajate hai ... aur jab mushkil waqt aata hai toh wohi chhichhore aapke darwaze par khade nazar aate hai

Success ke baad ka plan sabke paas hai ... lekin agar galti se fail ho gaye ... toh failure se kaise deal karna hai ... koi baat hi nahi karna chahta

Tumhara result decide nahi karta hai ki tum loser ho ki nahi ... tumhari koshish decide karti hai

Dil joh karta hai woh kyun karta hai ... yeh toh bas dil hi jaanta hai

Dil kyun kisi par aitbaar karta hai ... yeh bas dil hi jaanta hai

Pyar badi harami cheez hoti hai ... kisi ke marne ki wajah hi nahi ... maarne ka maqsad bhi dhoond hi leti hai

Mujhe hurt karoge, chalega ... lekin mere ego ko hurt karoge, woh nahi chalega

Tum bas woh dekh rahe ho joh tumhe dekhna hai ... zindagi tumhe kya dikhana chahti hai woh dekho

Zindagi aur raste ek jaise hote hai ... kis modh pe badal jaaye, pata nahi chalta

Jinke dushman nahi hote ... unke apne hi dushman hote hai

Hum jitna bhi logon se bhaage ya soche ki woh hi hamari problem hai ... par hum ek doosre ke solution bhi hai

Do niyam yaad rakhna is shehar ke baare mein ... property ki kimat per square foot duniya mein sabse zyada hai ... aur number of idiots per square foot woh bhi duniya mein sabse zyada hai

Yeh desh vishwas aur insaaniyat ki neev par khada hua hai ... ho sakta hai waqt is desh ke beech mein lakeer kheench de ... lekin jab tak yeh lakeer is desh ke rehne walon ke dilon mein nahi kheenchegi na ... tab tak hum ek rahenge

Desh logon se banta hai aur logon ki pehchan unke pariwar se hoti hai

Kuch rishtey zindagi se hote hai aur kuch rishtey khoon se ... mera paas dono hi the

Logon ka yeh maanna hai ki duniya mein sirf saat kahaniyan hai ... lekin main yeh maanta hoon ki duniya mein jitne log hai utni hi kahaniyan hai

Yeh sher boodha zaroor ho gaya hai ... lekin shikaar karna nahi bhoola

Har muskurate huye chehre ke peeche ek dard chupa hota hai ... aur shayad wohi dard aapko zinda rakhta hai

Jitne safed baal mere sar aur daari mein hai ... usse kahin zyada rangeen meri zindagi rahi hai

Aksar log mujhse poochte hai ki mera surname kya hai, jaati kya hai, dharam kya hai ... aur main unse muskurake kehta hoon ... ki is desh ke naam pe mere bauji ne mera naam Bharat rakha ... ab itne badhe naam ke aage jaati, dharam, surname lagake na toh apna aur na hi is desh ka maan kam kar sakta hoon

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai

Kutta agar kaat le toh 14 sui lagta hai ... lekin agar khudhai ka kutta kaat le toh 28