Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

Aap mote, kaale, naate, ganje, chahe jaise bhi dikhte ho ... agar aap apne aapse pyar karenge toh duniya bhi aapse pyar karegi

Sabka sach alag alag hota hai

Taqat ka nasha sabse bura nasha hota hai ... kyun ki jisse taqat ka nasha hota hai ... woh aankhen khuli hokar bhi dekh nahi paata ki woh kab girne wala hai

Woh moorkh hota hai joh sirf sach ko hi jaanta hai ... aur sach aur jhooth ke fark ko nahi jaanta hai

Badla lena har baar sahi nahi hota ... lekin maaf kar dena bhi har baar sahi nahi hota

Chaand nikla hai zamane ke baad ... maza aa gaya hai aapke aane ke baad

Life mein haan ya na ki probability 50-50 ki hoti hai ... aur mujhe lagta hai ki haan wala 50 bahut hota hai

Maa behen ki izzat ki jaati hai ... na ke unke izzat ki maa behen

Meri zindagi mein ladki ka aana utna hi mushkil hai jitna purani filmon mein court mein sahi salamat gawah ka pahunchna

Padai likhai mann se karo ... lekin khel kood jamke karo

Jab chote the toh sochte the ki duniya badal denge ... vade huye toh samajh mein aaya ki duniya ko samajh le, yehi kaafi hai

Jaise maa apne bachon mein farak nahi karti ... aise police wala bhi apne badmasho mein farak nahi karte ... hum sabko ek hi aankh se dekhenge ... maa ki aankh se

Joh aatma badla chahti ho ya phir koi adhoori khwaish poori karne aayi ho ... woh bahut dangerous hoti hai

Har sikke ke do pehlu hote hai ... if there is god, there is evil ... agar achai hai, toh burai bhi hai ... agar roshni hai, toh andhera bhi

Sach hamesha woh nahi hota joh sirf dikhai de

Hum jiske peeche lag jaate hai ... life bana dete hai

Asal mein aadmi 4 feet 6 inch ka hi hota hai ... usse upar ki lambai uski akad hoti hai

Zindagi kaatni kise thi ... humein toh jeeni thi

Kahaniyon mein suna tha ki mohabbat mein aashiq chaand tak le aate hai ... saale ko humne yeh baat seriously le li

Agar ho baat toh baat banti hai ... aur baat jab banti hai ... phir kahe bhi banti hai, sunne bhi banti hai

Yeh dhai kilo ka nahi, poore panch kilo ka haath hai ... pad gaya na toh mooh chibda ho jayega ... haddiyan kirtan karengi

Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai

Jitna dimaag tere paas hai na ... utna mera kharab rehta hai

Dilon ki baatein dilon ke andar zara si zid se dabbi hui hai ... main sun'na chahun zubaan se sab kuch ... woh karna chahe nazar se battiya

Maazi ki raakh mit'te toh chingaariyan mile ... beshak kisiko chaho, magar is qadar nahi

Yeh ishq kya hai ... sulagti saansein, tarasti aankhen, machalti roohein, dhadakti chattiyan

Joh vaadiyon mein utar rahi hai gagan se aakar ... joh parvaton par bikhar rahi hai safed chaddar ... wohi toh main hoon ... joh in darakhton ke sabz patton pe khelti hai ... joh oos bankar har ek mausam ko jhelti hai ... wohi toh main hoon

Yeh sochna galat hai ki tum par nazar nahi ... masroof main bahut hoon magar bekhabar nahi

Paisa itna ki ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye ... aur kanjoos itne ki maante rahiye, maante rahiye, maante rahiye

Sasurji shaadi ki karlo tayaari ... kyun ki ab aapki beti huyi hamari

Agar yeh maan gayi toh doli sajake leke jayenge ... aur agar na maani toh uthake leke jayenge