Dialogues from Movies for Parties

(Mujhe nahi samajh mein aata yeh kaisa pyar hai aapka) ... Yeh woh wala hai jis mein jitna karo na kam padta hai

Main tenu phir milangi ... shayad ek khayal banke tere mann mein jotrangi ... ya tere mathe di lakeer banke khamosh tenu takhti rawangi ... main tenu phir milangi ... kithe, kis tarah, pata nahi ... main tenu phir milangi

Aap India se toh bahar aa gaye ... par Indian baap ka attitude aapse bahar nahi aaya

Jab pehli baar usse mulaqat hogi ... saari duniya reh jayegi sookhi lekin tere sar par halki halki barsaat hogi

Is Navratri mein aisa jaadu hai ... kisiko jaadu jaisa feel nahi hota

Pyar oonch neech kahan dekhta hai ... pyar SIM card ki tarah hota hai ... aur SIM card mehenge mobile mein, saste mobile mein, har mobile mein barabar fit hota hai

My expectations are not your ambition ... your expectation is my ambition

Pyar ka problem kya hai na ... ki jab tak us mein pagalpan na ho ... woh pyar hi nahi

Hum lakh chupaye pyar magar duniya ko pata chal jayega ... lekin chup chupke milne se milne ka maza toh aayega

(Zyada smart mat ban) - Bahut mehnat karta hoon smart ban'ne ki ... shakal achhi nahi hai na

Pee leete hai zehar vaadi ki sari nafraton ka ... kuch moorkhon ko jhelte hai ... Shankar Shankar khelte hai

Nahin hoga yeh sangam, phir chahe pralay kyun na aaye

Baghavat ka sirf khayal acha hota hai ... ache achon ko todh deta hai

Humein poora yakeen hai aap humein gehri musibat mein dalengi

Bhole ka damru toh trilok sunte hai ... janam se pehle hum apni mrityu khud hi chunte hai

Jab koi khoobsurat ghatna ghat'ti hai toh rooh bahar nikalke aa jaati hai ... aankhon mein

Jab tak ek bete ko realize hota hai ki uska baap sahi tha ... uska khudka ek beta hota hai joh samajhta hai ki woh galat hai

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

Dil ki har baat sher nahi hoti hai ... kuch lafzon ke zariye apne haal-e-dil bayaan karne ki koshish hoti hai

Asli khoobsurati tareef ki mohtaj nahi hoti ... uske liye toh bas aankhon ki wah wah hi kaafi hai

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Bhaad mein gayi PhD, bhaad mein gayi scholarship ... poore desh ko kamasutra sikha doongi

Is Bambai mein apun ke address pe pincode na ho toh bhi post aa jaata hai ... pata hai kyun ... apun ka naam hi itna famous hai

Post sirf address ki wajah se nahi aata ... landmark ki wajah se aata hai ... aur is landmark ko pincode toh kya ... stamp ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai

Kisi ko maara toh police dhundega ... poice wale ko hi maara toh tumhare jaisa don dhundega

Ladai mein koi pehle maarta hai isse koi farak nahi padta ... farak isse padta hai ki pehle kaun neecha gira

Powerful people come from powerful places

Chillar ke liye haath phailana padta hai ... noton ke liye haath uthana padta hai

Ghayal sher ki saansein ... uski dahaad se bhi zyada bhayanak hoti hai

Duniya mein sab kehte hai ki paise ke bina chain se jee nahi sakte ... lekin yeh koi nahi kehta ki bina paise ke chain se mar bhi nahi sakte