Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Arz-e-niyaz-e-ishq ke kaabil nahi raha ... jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe, woh dil dil nahi raha

Kya hona chahiye aur kya nahi, yeh koi mayine nahi rakhta ... joh sachi mein hota hai na, wohi mayine rakhta hai

Kabhi dosti rahi, kabhi dushmani rahi ... apne ishq ki taqdeer thodi kam hi rahi ... har baar koshish ki, har baar manaya khud ko ... shayad in haathon ki kismat kuch kam hi rahi

Main sari duniya se tumhare liye ladh sakta hoon ... lekin main tumse nahi ladh sakta

Musibat aur googly ... pehle se padh liya toh chakka nahi toh okka

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Character ho tum ... A1

Jitna dhokla, thepla te fafda khana hai khao ... par meri zindagi to jao

Khud ko blame karne se dard sirf badta hai ... kam nahi hota hai

Koi sach ka sahara leta hai toh koi jhooth ka ... maine ittefaq ka sahara liya

Talab ki raah mein kuch paane se pehle kuch khona padta hai ... bade saude nazar mein ho toh chota hona padta hai

Yeh shehar jitna zameen ke upar hai na ... utna hi zameen ke neeche hai

Mutthi mein band hai maut ka khel ... dekh raha hai tujhe aasmaan se sohail

Jungle mein sirf ek sher hota hai ... aur shehar mein sirf ek khalifa ... baki joh hote hai woh sirf hote hai

Sirf hungama khada karna mera maqsad nahi, mera maqsad nahi meri koshish hai yeh soorat badalni chahiye ... aaj yeh deewaar parde ki tarah hilne lagi, sharat yeh thi lekin ki buniyaad hilni chahiye ... meere seene mein na sahi, tumhare seene mein sahi ... ho kahin bhi aag, lekin aag jalni chahiye

Jalte ghar ko dekhne walon phoos ka chappar aapka hai ... aag ke peeche tezz hawa, aage muqadar aapka hai

Kabhi hasta nahi, kabhi rota nahi ... yeh shehar awara kabhi sota nahi

Emergency mein emotion nahi ... mere orders chalte hai

Sachai ki mushkil yeh hai ki ... ek baar pata chal jaaye toh usse mooh nahi moda jaa sakta

Arjun ke iraade hil sakte hai ... ghayal Draupadi ke nahi

Sarkarein challenges se nahi ... chabuk se chalti hai

Ab is desh mein Gandhi ke maiyne badal chuke hai

Khushboo se chhalakti chandan si shaam aayi hai ... chahat ki dastaan dharti pe utar aayi hai ... maathe pe meri bindi chhuyi toh yoon laga tha ... haathon mein unke meri kismat ki rekha chhayi hai ... aadhi si raat teri, aadha sa chaand mera ... waqt ne kitni haseen ghazal sunai hai

Aashiyana badalne se pata toh badal jaata hai ... lekin taqdeer nahi badalti

Yeh desh nahi jhukne wala, yeh desh nahi rukne wala ... ya bacha ho, ya budha ho azaadi se jeene wala ... woh Durga hai jisne dushman ko hai ghutne pe laa daala ... deti hai amrit deshwasi ko, khud peeti hai vish ka pyala ... yeh desh nahi jhukne wala, yeh desh nahi rukne wala

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Is desh mein angrezi zabaan nahi hai ... class hai

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda