Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Jinke sar pe rajaon ka haath hai na ... unko pyadon ki maddat ki zaroorat nahi padti

Chalti chakki dekh kar, diya kabira roye ... do paatan ke beech mein, sabit bacha na koye

Tawaif ke liye har din ek jaisa hota hai ... ek baar batti bujhi, toh sab ek

Kasai ki dukaan mein bakre ko pyar se ghaas khilana sirf ghaas khilana hota hai ... pyar nahi

Aap jise zubaan se kotha aur dimag mein randikhana soch rahe hai na ... yeh mera ghar hai, mera watan ... aur isse pehle ke koi humein yahan se hataye ... hum uske haath, pair aur jism ka woh kya kehte hai, partition kar denge

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

Aaj ke baad galat time pe phone kiya na ... toh aisi laat maarenge koole pe dimple nikaal denge tumhare

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

Kisi ko tum gusail lagti ho, kisi ko bighdail lagti ho ... tumhari amma mazak mazak mein kehti hai ki raat bhar ghoomti rehti ho toh chudail lagti ho ... kisi ko tumhari baatein atpatti lagti hai, kisi ko behad chatpatti lagti hai ... tumhari kasam humein tumhari har ek baat bahut hi achchi lagti hai

Aasaan nahi hai tumse pyar karna ... magar tumse pyar na karna usse bhi zyada mushkil hai

Dilli dil walon ki hai ... aur Mumbai sabki

Main apni aukaat batata nahi hoon ... bas dikhata hoon

G-B-M-L-R: Ganpati Bappa Morya Let's Rock!

Dilli wale na sab kuch over karte hai, dimaag ki short karke ... do numbri hote hai ... par dosti mein ek numbri hote hai

Main ek aam aadmi hoon ... aur aam aadmi ke naam nahi hote ... bas kaam hote hai

Pata hai hamare haathon mein lakeerein kyun hoti hai ... kyun ki hum apne haathon se khud apni kismat banate hai ... we shape our own destiny

Criminals ki haddiyan hi nahi ... unki himmat todhta hoon main

Lips hai tere laal, kaale hai tere baal ... pehla aaya Anna, baad mein Kejriwal

Main kya karoon bhole, bhole bam bhole ... jis devi ne madad ka vachan diya, ussi ne haath todhe

Bijli ki tarah tezz, haathi jaisi shakti, sher jaisi garaj, cheetah jaisi phurti, gidh jaisi nazar ... poore ke poore jungle ke darshan ho gaye prabhu

Soch agar pakki ho toh ek tinka bhi talwaar mein badal sakta hai

Apne haathon ko hathyar bana lo ... apni saanson ko aandhiyon mein badal do ... hamara rakht hi mahaan sena hai

Diye huye vachan ke liye ... satya aur nyay ke liye ... dharam stapana ke liye ... kisi ke bhi virudh jaana pade, woh chahe parmatma hi kyun na ho ... toh bhaybheet na ho ... yahi dharam hai, yahi kshatriya dharam hai

Joh pran deta hai woh bhagwan hai ... pran bachane wala vaidya ... aur pran ki raksha karne wala kshatriya

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Poore duniya mein sabse kamzor dil ek Indian baap ka hota hai