Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki patthar pe todh dein ... aisi gharwali mil jaaye na toh baharwali chhod dein

Aadmi toh karke bhool jaata hai par uska kiya kahin nahin jaata ... ghoomkar ek din uske samne zaroor aata hai

Bakch*di karna ek baat hai ... aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Free mein thodi na maarenge ... ek ek ka paisa mila hai

Hum toh outsourcing karte hai ... yamraj ke liye

Jab baat jugaad ki ho toh jaan ki keemat kam ho jaati hai

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them

Karne se pehle kya sochna ... pehle karo phir daro

Aapke sone ka karat maare character ko kharaab nahi kar sakta

Zindagi badi choti hai ... bade bade faisle lene ke liye zyada time nahi lena chahiye

Aankhen bhi ajeeb raazdar hove ... dekhe kuch aur, dikhaye kuch aur ... bayaan kuch aur kare, jaati kuch aur

Maut jab sar pe hoti hai ... zindagi ki keemat tab samajh mein aati hai

Aankhon mein tabhi chamak aati hai jab unmein khatra hota hai

Main kahani badal doonga

Rajai, lugai aur ladai hamesha barabar ki honi chahiye

Jeevan mein do tarah ke log aapke saath hamesha hone chahiye ... ek Krishna jaise joh aapke liye na bhi lade tab bhi aapki jeet pakki kar de ... aur doosre Karna jaise joh aapke liye tab bhi lade jab aapki haar saamne dikh rahi ho

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

Zubaan aur jaan sirf ek hi baar di jaa sake hai ... aaj se dono taare

Woh ishq hi kya joh salamat chhod de

Waqt tha emergency ka ... mahol tha dehshat ka ... mauka tha kismat badalne ka ... woh army thi, par hum bhi toh harami the

Sharam aur main toh ek sentence mein nahi aate madam

Yeh joh samay hai na, yeh sabki leta hai ... samay samay par, sahi samay par ... sahi tarah se leta hai

Char din ki zindagi hai aur aaj chautha din hai ... yeh sochkar itne saal nikaal diye

Tu updesh hai mera mehar wala ... Mahabharat naya bane mile joh saath tumhara

Aag hoon main, shamma nahi hoon ... chhuoge toh jal jaoge ... tum toh thande ho, baraf ke gole ho ... bekaar pighal jaoge

Unki aag ki lachak se patthar bhi pighal jaate hai ... zinda toh madhosh hote hi hai, murde bhi behak jaate hai

Chinta se chaturai ghate ... dukh se ghate shareer ... jaldi se fresh ho jaiye ... hum banate hai garma garam roti aur meetha meetha kheer

Saanson ki garmi mein mohabbat ubaal de ... arre ek chumma idhar bhi toh uchaal de ... kaun jaane kal aaye na aaye ... saara pani mohabbat mein aaj hi nikaal de

Pehle kaam ... phir daam

Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai