dialogues for cast:

Gusse se zyada goos mein power hai

Jiski nazar kamzor hoti hai ... uska zor kam hota hai

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Aadmi apne kaam se pehchana jaata hai ... naam se nahi

Tere pass power hai, paisa hai, politicians hai ... lekin mere pass public hai

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

Main yahan aaya hoon choron ki safai karne ... gundon ki dhulai karne ... aur kanoon ko todhne waalo ki thukai karne

Galat tareeke se sahi kaam mujhe karna aata hai

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

Apne ghar mein kutta bhi sher hota hai ... lekin sher har jagah sher hota hai

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Joh bheed mein shikaar kare woh sher nahin thug hota hai ... aur agar dushman tagda ho, toh usse maarne ka mazaa hi alag hota hai

Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck ... dono luck ki baat hoti hai

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

Sooch samajhkar jaan moochkar ki gayi galati ... galati nahi hoti

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

Aaj ke jeevan ka doosra naam hai ... rokda, paisa, maal

Na moh, na maya, na mamta ka bandhan ... bus anand hi anand

Tum kya leke aaye the ... aur kya leke jaoge

Yere yere pausa, tula deto paisa ... paisa saala khota, paus aala motha

Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo

Khamosh kyun hai zameen aasman ... kya curfew lag gaya hai meri jaan?

Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?