dialogues for cast:

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Wafaadari, imaandari, khuddari aur zimmedari ... in charon ki saajedari se aaj Kabir Nayak itne paise waala hai

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

Lene ke baad dena toh padta hi hai bachchu

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Waqt ki fitrat khol de kismat ... khud pe bharosa hai toh aazmaa le apna luck

Jua khelne ka mazaa tab aata hai ... jab samne waale ka luck mazboot ho

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

Jua woh nasha hai ... joh ek baar jeete toh insaan ko vapas kheench laata hai

Tujhe yahan laya kaun, tera luck ... aur tujhe bhejega kaun, tera luck

Sahi time par sahi jagah hona ... sahi time par sahi baat karna ... aur sahi time par sahi kaam uthana ... iss hi ko luck kehte hai

Jaan dene se lakeerein mitt jaati hai ... aur zinda rehne se shayad lakeerein badal sakti hai

Luck jitna ghista hai ... uski dhaar utni hi tezz hoti hai

Zindagi mein luck bhi sirf uska saath deta hai ... jis mein jeetne ka jazba ho

Ek goli daali, paanch khali ... sir pe taani, khopdi khaali

Dua karta hoon dost ... ke tujhe is gusse ka saamna nahi karna padhe

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

Woh sapna kya sapna hai, joh sirf sooke dekha jaaye ... sapna toh woh hona chahiye, joh neendein udda de

Kya dekh raha hai? ... Rolex hai Rolex ... woh bhi original

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Apun thopde pe makeup lagakar sab barobar kar sakta hai ... lekin andar ke insaan ko makeup kabhi nahi lagta hai

Aadmi chahte hue bhi apna ateeth nahi badal sakta ... lekin apne aaj ko sudhar sakta hai ... apne kal ko badal sakta hai

I don't know woh kaun hai aur yeh sab kyun kar raha hai ... lekin ek baar uska pata chal jaye toh usse nafrat karne ki sahi wajah de doonga

Agar kisi ko meri kamyabi se jalan hoti hai, toh achcha hai ... agar koi mujhse nafrat karta hai, toh aur bhi achcha hai