dialogues for cast:

Yaad rakhna ki duniya ke kisi kone mein ek aadmi hai joh bahut khush hai ... kyun ki tum khush ho

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai

Sirf bistar par saath mein sona hi ek biwi ka farz nahi hai ... mann se mann milna chahiye

Mere dil mein toh sirf tum hi tum ho ... lekin tumhare dil mein main hoon ya nahi ... main nahi jaanta

Sirf ghar se bahar jaane waali aurat badchalan nahi hoti ... ghar ki baatein charon taraf bahar karne waali aurat bhi badchalan hoti hai

Kitni aasani se ginvah diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi ... lekin yeh nahi socha ki un palon mein beetta toh main hi tha ... diya tum jalati thi ... par jalta toh main hi tha

Ek baat hoti thi tab tum bahut yaad aati thi ... (kab) ... jab jab main saans leta tha tab tab

Itna guroor toh chaand ko bhi nahi hai

Aurat maa hoti hai, bahen hoti hai, patni hoti hai, dost hoti hai ... aur jab woh kuch nahi hoti, toh tawaif hoti hai

Dil ke chaalon ko koi shayari kahe toh parwah nahi ... takleef toh tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai

Apne hisse ki zindagi toh hum jee chuke Chunni babu, ab toh bus dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hai ... kya kahen yeh duniya waalo ko joh, aakhri saans par bhi aitraaz karte hai

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake

Babuji ne kaha gaon chhod do ... sab ne kaha Paro ko chhod do ... Paro ne kaha sharab chhod do ... aaj tumne keh diya haweli chhod do ... ek din aayega jab woh kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Maafi maange se koi chota bada nahi hota ... aur joh maaf kar deta hai uska dil bahut bada hota hai

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Arre return shiturn karne hai toh khareedte vareedte kyun ho?

Dosti ke alava bhi kuch rishtey hote hai ... kuch rishtey joh hum samajhte nahi ... kuch rishtey joh hum samajhna nahi chahte ... kuch rishtey jinka koi naam nahi hota, sirf ehsaas hota hai ... kuch rishtey jinki koi deewar nahi hoti, sarhad nahi hoti ... aaise rishtey joh dil ke rishtey hote hai, pyar ke rishtey hote hai, mohabbat ke rishtey hote hai

Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho, kuch haasil karna ho, kuch jeetna ho ... toh hamesha dil ki suno ... aur agar dil bhi koi jawab na de toh aankhen band karke apni maa aur papa ka naam lo ... phir dekhna har manzil paar kar jaoge, har mushkil aasaan ho jayegi ... jeet tumhari hogi, sirf tumhari

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

Main tumse prem karta hoon, kewal tumse ... tumhare sivah na kuch chahta hoon, na kuch sochta hoon ... jabse tumko dekha hai sab badal sa gaya hai, main badal sa gaya hoon ... kuch samajh nahi aata ... na kehta toh pagal ho jaata

Prem ek ghaav hai joh na jeene deta hai aur na marne deta hai

Yudh ka ek hi niyam hota hai ... vijay!

Puttar, puttar, puttar ... now you give me uttar

Yeh business waale kisike dost nahi hote ... yeh sirf paise ke dost hote hai

Main har din dua karta hoon ki mujh jaisi kismat kisi ki bhi na ho

Duniya mein kitni hai nafratein ... phir bhi dilon mein hai chahatein ... jao kehdo is jahan se, is zameen se, aasman se ... rok na sakenge ab yeh mohabbatein

Main yahan par surya ki roshni itni tezz kar doonga ... ki woh aadmi joh pachaas saalon se surya ko ghoorta aa raha hai ... us he bhi apni palkein jhukani hogi

Mohabbat aur sangeet ka bahut gehra rishta hai ... kyun ki dono ka janam dil se hota hai ... aur dono ki kismat bhi dil ke kehne par nirbhar hai

Aap zindagi ki har jung jeette chale aaye ... par zindagi ke saare sahare haarte chale gaye

Maine aaj tak sirf ek hi ladki se mohabbat ki hai ... aur zindagi bhar sirf us hi se karta rahoonga

Mohabbat mein shartein nahi hoti ... toh afsoos bhi nahi hona chahiye